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[Arantxa Sanz]

Hello dahlings:

Who needs cloning when one can have TopShop?In the middle of this mild
Brit August,every branch is already displaying the Colbyesque 'rich bitch'
outfits sashaying off the top catwalks.Fashionistas of the world,that is
the trend to follow if you want to be seen by Il Conte Casarotto's arm
at the casino next A/T season.Go for it.

I was welcomed back by Nasty Nick on every cover.Thought his initial was
B,allegedly,which made everything slightly confusing at first.However,Big
Bro schedules,both in Spain and here,have been designed just to apart me
from plebeian conversations.I could not follow any of the versions,don't
really know yet if as part of the promised auctions,there will be finally
that coveted B&S cover of this masterpiece of contemporary
exhibitionism...hard to imagine our very discreet Struan in such,to be
honest.And it won't work unless Stuart D. is introduced surpringly to add
the necessary Machiavellian touch.Or would a dose of Kitchenism do?

So far,it seems that they would rise a much higher amount if instead of
Big Brother,they volunteered for a copycat of the latest Spanish
contribution to trash on screen,'Big Fuck'.Three or four couples in a
flat,don't know for how long,and the only condition is that everyone has
to sleep with everyone,and everything is to be seen by the ones at home
who have agreed with the pay-per-view scheme.Only heterosexual
combinations allowed...Maybe Mr Miller could shed some light on this topic
which would prove quite meatier than his late crusade trying to delete the
Magnetic Fields records from the surface of this planet.

After my contribution to increase the smut levels which suffer an endless
decline,only to comment my intention to rise my glass for all the
creatures big and small and balding and gay (and Tim Hopkins) in Sinister
on 27th,if my expected hangover after a traditional Cypriot wedding
ceremony allows me to cope with it.


Love 


A. 





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