Sinister: Argh! School! Mmm, Polly Pocket

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo (i'll warn you now, this is quite long, and all about little dolls),

Well, today was the first day of the new term. Which wasn't too good. Though 
on the plus side, my new uniform is cool, and pinaforey, and I didn't get 
spat on. Oh, but I have the world's best pencil case. 

Does anyone remember Polly Pocket? Y'know, the little dolls, that were a 
centimetre or sp high and a really big choking hazard, and they had little 
houses, with toaty wee beds and tellies and things? (There are still Polly 
Pockets, but they're bigger now, because of all the kids that died from 
choking on them). Anyways, I was in a retro toy/games/stuff like that shop, 
looking for old Bunty annuals, because I sort of collect them, and I found a 
Polly Pocket Pencil case, which you opened up, and it was a house, only with 
lots of space at the bottom for pens and stuff. So I bought it, only I had no 
tiny dolls to put in it. So I went up to the loft, and dug out my old Polly 
Pocket collection, which was massive in it's day, and found four little 
figures, two that looked like me, and two that looked like my friend. 

So I decided that these could be our Polly Pocket selves. Y'see, we have this 
thing, where we made up magical alter-egos for ourselves. So mine is a 
cheer-up fairy, because I wear fairy wings, and I have a magic hat, and 
always worry about cheering people up and my friend's is a dominatrix with 
special powers, because she's all sexy and bossy and violent. So I found a 
fairy polly pocket with red hair in a bob, and wings, and flowers in it's 
hair, for me, and a blone one with a white and gold catsuit on it for Debs. 
And then I found a little red haired one like the fairy, only with dungarees 
and a headscarf, so I decided that could be my daytime non magic polly pocket 
since I like dungarees and headscarves, and I found a blone one like the 
dominatrix polly pocket, only wearing a purple mini dress and holding a 
little baby, because she has a baby sister. Then I found a big grey cat to 
live stay there too, in case the Debs polly pockets go off in a mood and my 
polly pockets need someone to talk to (because they can't really talk to each 
other, because they're the same person really, and I don't want them to be 
mad schizophrenics)

So now they live in my pencil case house, which me and my friend play with in 
class when we don't feel like paying attention. And my polly pockets live in 
the upstairs, which is blue and has pictures of boats on the wall, and is all 
neat and tidy, with a computer and a little kitchen, and my Debs' little 
dolls live downstairs, which is all pink, with a big mirror and a messy 
kitchen and a telly. 

And best of all, I've got somewhere to put my pens and pencils (which are all 
Barbie ones). 

My B&S patch for my bag didn't arrive in time for school starting though. But 
I can't wait till the grungers see my cool patch, which is better than the 
iron maiden and nirvana ones, because it doesn't have monsters in it. 

Does anyone know where I can find guitar chords for Ooberman and hefner songs?

Sorry, if I bored you,

Hugs,
Jen 
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