Sinister: SNAKES ALIVE!

[alix campbell]

diving in.

alex said:
>Has anyone else ever met
>people they really like?

no. rarely do i meet people i like. now that i am no longer a teenager, it 
is high time for me to start being a cantankerous old mong. expect vileness 
from here on in. send me a mail titled 'nastiness' and i'll send you one in 
return, which i can guarantee will have at least 3 (three) insults contained 
within. i mean it man.

isn't this auction idea fascinatingly P.R.I.M.E? whats everyone got to offer 
then? i have vileness AND vile's disease; they can have that.

'either be successful or us' isn't a tautology! who said it was? shoot the 
fiend! maybe it is a tautology now, but surely they were unsuccessful 
(discuss) at the time. they'll always be failures in my eyes anyway.  i 
awoke on saturday morning trying to remember the word 'palindrome'. what 
kind of god does that? makes me have a hangover, and forget words that are 
virtually essential for everyday life? then, soon as i'd remembeed it, i 
recalled the dream i'd had that night, in which tim hopkins only had one 
arm. i don't know what that means.

i've been on this computer all day and i'm starting to feel a bit peculiar. 
yesterday i went on a mini picnic, with my miniseries/ sinisterines. sally 
and i had a pringle eating contest. we both won. in some ways, we both lost 
too. mark tried to coax worms from their earthy hideout. arantxa wore 
fabulous shoes. vicky was the high priestess of Marv. lucy took my wallet 
home by accident. i walked home all the way from camden. there were lashings 
of ginger beer. no, scratch, just beers wines spirits and dough balls.

now, i must let you on your ways. choose wisely, and don't fall into any 
pits of snakes, or indeed despair.

lixi.


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