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[Robert Brennan]

(Nervously looks over the top of his lurk hole and...)


Ooo!  Headings!

AUCTION

This auction's an ace idea.  Unfortunately I don't
really have any marketable skills other than blagging
drinks.  Although I suppose I could boost anyone's
flagging self-esteem by agreeing with you all the time
and being a little bit worse than you at everything.

PIC-A-NIC

Ooh...  Bit risky having one on a bank holiday ain't
it?  It's bound to cat down now.  I've been stood up
for Reading so I'll be there if bouze and swearing is
involved.

ROD THE GOD

I've got nothing against Rod Stewart - he gets to
drink and shag as much as he likes and generally do
what we'd all like to do.  What about Ronnie Lane?  A
fine musician who was always overshadowed by
charismatic shag-monster frontmen.   

MOB ROOLZ

I live in Portsmouth.  Apparently we've all been
rampaging round the streets, dragging suspected Gary
Glitter types out of their houses and burning them in
the village square.  It's been on the telly but we
don't have those here 'cos they be witchcraft. 

MISC.

Loved to have joined in on the English Lit. type
thread but everyone is just too cleverer than me.

Think I'll go home now.

Robster


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