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[Dewar]

Hi there,
            I had one of the most miserable days of my life up Arthur's Seat
when i went on a geology field trip. Incessant rain all day meant i came out
with a paper mache notebook with "I hate this crap" written on in pencil.
That was my day's work. To make things worse the other bus that went decided
it was too wet so went to the pub instead. But no, we had to have the
over-enthusiastic lecturer, didn't we?

So i don't want anybody asking me about what the geology of the hill is
like, as frankly i wasn't listening, and even if i was i couldn't hear
because of my kagule. I gave up geology that year.

Nice place in summer though, i'm sure!

Rafe!!


>speaking of arthurs seat ? Would who have thought Id get pleasure out of
>writing about it? WE decided upon it one day, our after work mission
>instead of going to co-op and agonising over dora spaghetti , we would do
>something constructive not destructive. Ug-lee ali our boss gave us some
>unwelcome advice before hand.Only it wasnt advice , it was boastful words
>cunningly disguised as advice. "i went up it three times on my bike" he
>said , boastfully.
>Shut up uglee ali. we all muttered  under our  breath before the
>adventure. WE met up with the most miserable guest in the world , in whose
>honour we were climbing the stupid thing. Being over excited , we wandered
>into a nearby slum, and feared for out lives. Then i bravely appraoched an
>old man  and asked him the embarrassing question of how do you get up the
>mountain. He mumbled something about the other side which we chose to
>ignore and proceeded up posssibly the steepest mountain in the world. Anne
>decided to be the hike leader which amazed and astounded everyone, except
>the unpleasantest guest in the world, because anne is the laziest person
>youll ever meet. WE took many a wrong turn and we overtaken by young
>children and old ladies alike. Eventually (maybe 4 hours later) we reached
>the summit. WE clung to the triangulation station , mentioned earlier by
>young ian, for dear life , twas very windy up there.  Then we ventured out
>to admire the view. Smoking was out of the question, it was much too cold
>and our lungs  had completely collapsed. Even louise the perpetual smoker,
>decided against one. Next thing, wouldnt you know, ungrateful guest
>starts complaining lots about being cold. Tough shit, we wanted to
>say. WE're here now, it took almost five hours. shut up and look at the
>beautiful view. But her complaining increased  in volume and pitch and we
>gave in to her petty demands. another half hour later , having found the
>simple way down, we were at the bottom, cherub cheeked from our first bit
>of exercise in years. WE were so tired that we punished the ungrateful
>guest with a surprise night in, and sprung the surpirse on her, subtly by
>dragging the duvets in to watch TV. No makeup was being put on our faces,
>it was TV night, regardless of whether it was miserable guests last night
>or not.
>My thesis is due is sooooooooo soon. Im so scared. is it possible to get 3
>6,000 word chapters an introduction , conclusion and expensive binding
>done? oh it must be, or else these mouth ulcers are all for nothing.
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