Sinister: when do i have time to shop for car insurance?

[fiona]

howdee sinistereenies, it's been a long time we shouldn't have left 
you without a dope beat to step to.

 i've so much to tell you, but having just read through a million 
billion sinister posts, it all seems to have got lost along the way, 
but i'll try my bestest.

i'm prolly going to paraphrase loads of people, but i can't remember 
who most of you are, so umm.. sorry in advance...

 ok, i'll start with the lovely jenowl, who fell over a lot. i fall 
over a lot too, i don't think i ever learnt to walk properly, or 
maybe i should just start tying my shoelaces, which, incidentally i 
haven't done for years. i fell down the stairs on a bus the other 
day, it was slippery and i ended up with my hands stretched out above 
my head, clinging to the rail while my feet dangled beneath me.
it hurt.
people stared.

nevermind eh?

lots of people wrote really long posts about stuff i wasn't 
interested in, props to them for being more cultured than me, but i 
skimmed and pressed delete a lot.

some people talked about cats. a lot. please stop now, you're scaring 
me. raaaah.

someone actually mentioned belle and sebastian, which got me to 
thinking, are we organising multiple voting for legal man, on john 
peel's festive fifty? i hope not. there are loads of records much 
more dserving. eg URUSEI YATSURA - LOUCHE 33.

sorry, i'm a one girl urusei yatsura promotion machine. and still 
nobody like them *sniff*

i know it's a while ago now, but, the auction, i can't wait to 
accompany dj pain to tigermilking, i'll make sure he does a good job 
of it. when is it btw?

i won mr kenneth and his juggling skills, i'm going to make him do 
more than juggle hehehehe.

with all this talk of eminem, i'm wondering whether to go and see him 
when he comes to the uk in february (well, i was wondering that 
anyway without reading the list, but i like to keep things relevant). 
i think it would be quite good to see him, but i'm a little afraid of 
the kind of clientele an eminem gig would attract. as a general rule 
i'm not a fan of kids with big trousers and chains.

 talking of clothing, i've recently taken to wearing skirts. during 
the day i mean, because it seems that everyone in the world is 
wearing flares and they're just not special anymore, so i seems to me 
that knee length skirts are the way to go. a little chilly, though, 
but you do dry out more quickly when its raining and a bus has just 
driven through a puddle right next to you.

and sympathy to idleberry, i wasn't quite sure i understood what she 
was talking about in her last post, but it sounded bad, so hugs and 
stuff.

i went to complain to my house agency yesterday that my room is damp, 
i was all ready to shout at them in a big way, (i even took boyfriend 
for moral support and nods of agreement) but the woman was all smiley 
and said they would send a man round. i don't suppose they'll do 
anything though. it'll probably be the same man that put up kitchen 
cupboards which fell off the wall after we put stuff in them.

 now, fiona's gratuitous piece of advertising :

friday 8th december , the cellar (behind the university students 
union) plays host to manchester's newest indie night, indigo.
it features the djing "talents" of your's truly and we'll be making 
some attempts to bridge the gap between mainstream and underground 
indie (its a big room, i don't think we could fill it just by playing 
yo la tengo and magnetic fields) 
 so if anyone is even vaguely in the manchester area on friday, 
please come along, its only £3 / £2.50 nus (or £2 if you join my 
society) and it'll be students union bar prices all night. yey!!

i'm going to have to go know, as its dark and i've only got a trakkie 
top to keep me warm on the long trek to the bus stop.

oh, but hello to mr charlie who is a person on the sinister list that 
i went to primary school with. bizarre!

i'll try not to leave it so long next time,

   love and irn-bru,
                                   fiona.


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