Sinister: The Crazy Spinnng Circles Going Round and Round

[Peter Miller]

In some parts of Africa, HIV-positive men think they can be cured by having
it off with a little girl, apparently. Quite what this has got to do with
the recent spate of good press for The Gentle Waves is anybody's guess, but
there was more of it in the December issue of Mo-Jo Magazine, together with
a Stuart Murdoch-pleasing AC/DC dossier. Alarmingly, Isobel talks about B&S
in the PAST TENSE! Has she left to concentrate on The Gents' ? Have B&S
split up? I do hope so, 'cos they've been really shit since Judy is a Dick
Slap came out. I bet Mick McMick knows. Isobel claims Beyond the Sunrise is
really really filthy. I hadn't noticed, despite regularly masturbating along
to it*. Am I being smutty enough? We can't really count on Adrian Evans
anymore, because he's up to his neck in nappies. Congratulations, Adrian and
his Kate. Hey Junior, behave yourself! Thanks to Carsmile for the prompt and
detailed report of The Gents's concert. You thought they were quite good,
did you? What did everybody else think? What kind of dancing went on
afterwards? Have you noticed that if you sing along to Panic by The Smiths,
but change the word "panic" to "Pinefox", you get a nightmare vision of the
future? Give it a try. Could life ever be sane again? At 44.99 the Rare Cult
box set is too expensive, yet the one CD highlights collection is simply
inadequate. I listened to Lloyd Cole and the Negatives on a foul
germ-infested listening post the other day. What happened to Lloyd's lovely
American accent? There was a nice song on it though, No More Love Songs or
something. Take note, members of "tompaulin". You sad sack of arse bastards.
Get a fucking life. Like me. I went on a bus this morning. I went past the
legendary Nou Camp, where Jordi goes with his dad. I bet he doesn't pretend
to be a cat when he's there. They'd have his guts for girdles. I've been to
see Charlie's Angels. Be warned, no matter how close you sit to the screen,
them knockers ain't getting no bigger.

Peter

* like the rest of you. Go on, admit it.

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