Sinister: alphabelle soup

[Adam Conover]

a is for stuart's acoustic guitar
b is for belles drinking in bars
c is for chris geddes spinning in clubs
driving a beat and boilin' kids' blood
e is for elbows, nobbly and sharp
f is for FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK carp
g is for grandpa major, he don't dig the beat
he sits there refusing to tap his feet
i am getting rather bored of this alphabet game
jaded and surly -- "this is pretty lame!"
k is for kinky, like honey likes her lovin'
lovin' buvin' guvin' suvin' muvin' dovin'
my, this alphabet is certainly long
n is for nevermind, i'm going to go get some lunch.

               END

(thanks to Mrs. Edna Welthorpe for the idea...)

- adam
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