Sinister: Happy Christmas your arse, I pray God it's our last...

[Gardiner, Stuart]

Greg fantasized:

> Someone said that L!I!S!A! and Christiaaaaaaaaan should be togethor,
maaaan, and someone should come in to wipe the walls clean, well this is
true. They could even join in, I think they'd both enjoy that. My
qualifications for this job are in the mail.

I think he should get a job as an astronaut. Apparently NASA have been doing
experiments on whether it was possible to have sex in space. And they
discovered it was easier when they got a third person to hold the other two
in place. I bet the other astronauts were gutted they didn't get assigned to
that mission...

(He also said that the Sugarbabes were good, and he shall be shot at dawn)


My, Belle and Sebastian (*) are getting famous aren't they? In town the
other day I heard a group of buskers doing a cover of "O Come O Come
Emmanuel"...

(*) I still believe in using the band's full name, you see, not just B&S. I
can't be seen liking a band whose name is short for Buggery and Sodomy.


Am I up to 5 chilli peppers yet? I'd better just throw a few more random
sexual references in to make sure. Vagina, bollocks, cunnilingus, Princess
Honey in a see-through dress. There, that should do the trick...


Can I be the first person on the list to wish you all a happy Easter?

Big Stu
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