Sinister: i wish i could draw a line through all of 1999

[Aubrey]

Sinister kids,

Tracy's introduction inspired me, I suppose.  I've been out of the nursery
for quite some time but just haven't introduced myself.  Hm.  Anyhow,
hello, I'm Aubrey and I'm a girl from Portland, Oregon.  I'm a high school
senior dealing with all that stuff that high school seniors classically
deal with.  So that pretty much summarizes my life at the moment.

I'm sitting in my room listening to the new Gentle Waves album feebly
attempting to decide which colleges to apply to.  Usually I pretend that my
future doesn't exist (it helps with coping), but I can't really do that
anymore.  Alas.

Well, as pointful as this has all been, I'll take my leave now.

[insert awkward silence here]

The end, by Aubrey
(except the subject line.  i stole that from the softies.  damn.)

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