Sinister: Third Stone From The Sun

[Peter Miller]

SHUFFLE IN THE GRAVEL

First of all, I feel the time has come to point out that I was "in
character" when I said I like having a ham shandy along to "Beyond the
Sunrise". I'm sure that Stevie's gruff and manly tones would...erm... tear
my playhouse down before...erm... karma could be achieved. Thanks to Dave
for pointing out that botshot of Isobel, I'm going to have to invest in a
bigger monitor to truly appreciate it though.

OUR PICNICS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR PICNICS

So Jordi phones me up and says there's a listee called Dave in town and I
thought "Dave Jigsaw!" and immediately put my red jumper on. It wasn't Dave
Jigsaw but we had a GRATE picnic anyway with Dave and Molly. We talked about
Mr Godfrey's Black Empire, the peculiarly deranged B&S fanbase, the wisdom
of not talking to the press, robots, the foul disgustingness of English
coffee, airlines, whether Lego is a countable or an uncountable noun (it's
countable in America, would you bloody credit it?), the NME's NME-centric
worldview and some other things. A conversation about football was brewing
in my head ("so Jordi, what do you think of Barcelona these days?") but I
didn't have chance to unleash it. Perhaps it would have felt more urgent if
Barcelona had done anything spectacularly bad lately, but they've been
almost acceptable. Dave unwittingly made me homesick by using the word
"mardy". We were just beginning to get in the swing of things when I had to
shoot off and see Nurse Betty.

TORTELVIS WILL NOW TALK ABOUT CHRITMAS ALBUM....CHRITMAS ALBUM?

The NME website features reviews of the crappy Jeepster Christmas album and
The Clientele's gig in wherever it was last Tuesday. They make them sound
like a shoegazing band. In fact I think they just took an old review of a
shoegazing band and changed the name. But some of you might be interested.
You never know.

Peter

PS: What's Santa bringing you all for Christmas - a sore helmet?
PPS: Did Edna Welthorpe rate Nurse Betty higher than Charlie's Angels? I
did. Do.

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