Sinister: Smut, innuendo, all the usual really...

[Gardiner, Stuart]

Well I would give a detailed, objective yet somehow personalised account of
the Baxendale gig, but I won't because I couldn't hear a thing. So I spent
half the gig chatting to various delightful sinisterines instead. Whoever
designed the PA in that place should be shot. So Bax-haters, you should have
come along, you couldn't tell what they were playing anyway... (And I didn't
get one of the CDs :-( )

After the gig, we adjourned to the nearest pub (obviously), notable for the
slowest Guiness service EVER, and sat round a table talking shite
(obviously). And Carsmile kept accusing me of being a tart, which I
completely deny. After all, I wasn't the one offering kisses to anyone who
wanted one...

Mmmmm, cheap Turkish beer...


Anyway, before you all get to enjoy your Christmas stuffing and wrapped
sausages (personally I prefer plenty of sauce), I leave you with this random
and completely irrelevant fact:

Pythagoras' theorem : 24 Words
The Lord's Prayer : 66 Words
Archimedes' Principle : 67 Words
The 10 Commandments : 179 Words
The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage : 26,911 Words 


Merry Christmas, see you next year...
Big Stu
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