Sinister: Oh yes westlife's new song is sooo cool

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

In case you didn't notice, the subject line is sarcasm.

Oh.

Hello you lot.

I'm awfly glad that you get 'sinister' coming up before each sinister post, 
or i'd delete half of them as porn mail or something of the like.

I e mailed a boy today. It was a very long and embarassing mail that i wish i 
hadn't sent because he'll tell everyone i'm a psycho. People who're not on 
sinister just don't understand me.

Hmm...what shall I talk about.

Hmm. Someone was supposed to have put a todger up on the bodyparts page, but 
my browser is protecting my innocence and says that the page can't be 
displayed.

Oh and i got a list crush vote. I got a mail telling me so. And my e mail 
address is up on the sinister page and everything. I feel so important and 
loved. <hugs self>. Someone must have voted by accident though. I've not 
voted for anyone yet, since your only allowed one vote and I don't know who 
to choose, because sinister's just one big twee brothel.

I  don't think the box set is a grate idea, because I can't afford it. But 
then again if jeepster just released stuff by what I can afford, then they'd 
prolly only release stuff on chirstmas and my birthday. 

Yesterday I set my room on fire, sort of. I was burning candles, because they 
smell nice, and one of them started to make a really funny smell. I didn't 
want to put it out so i leant over it to open the window, and accidentaly set 
my copy of melody maker alight, which i was holding. So it was burning all 
over the place and the ashes went all over the carpet, my computer and the 
curtains and the bed and basically everywhere. And i was frightened shitless, 
because i've never set anything on fire before. And the smoke was stinging me 
eyes and i couldn't breath. So being me, and staying really cool headed in a 
crisis, I panicked and started crying. Then it sort of dawned on me that i'd 
get caught, and i shoved all the ashes into a drawer. But my mum caught me, 
and guess what, she wasn't exactly delighted.

So remind me not to become an arsonist. 
Tommorrow i'll bungee jump with no elastic, so that i'll have something 
interesting to write about. 
Look aol gave me a signature!

Jen

<Insert favourite belle and sebastian lyric of the week here to make 
signature look both cool and enigmatic>

<get bored of being cool and enigmatic and insert some toilet humour, 
invariabley mentioning human excrement, or spiked enemas>
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