Sinister: He rooted it oot!

[Sleeka Sounds]

alright, had a few pints at lunchtime and can't be arsed working.  so hello 
to all the folks who were at the poof caff last friday, sorry the first few 
were really shite I'd have done them again but you looked a bit bored.   And 
I didn't know Evan Dando had already baggsied Pancho and Lefty.  BUT I feel 
big thanks to trousers and sarah and hopkins for letting me and julia in 
your house.  And hello to the Juicy Lucy, and sorry to carsmile for not 
chatting, cos I'd have liked to but i didn't know it was you.  And kisses to 
everyone else, if you want more get in touch.  Not as good as last time I 
know, but it will all come together eventually, I can feel it.  You should 
all come to Scotland for the crack.  And the craic too.  And big hugs and 
kisses to the ones who made a journey down to London for it.  Drill me.

But I've been drinking beer, and beer is good for you.   It makes you 
clever, and it doesn't  give you a beer belly like what I've got, that's the 
kebabs and cheese and chips and the other shite you crave when you're 
steaming.   Folk have been drunk since Jesus.   Jesus was a fucking laugh 
when he had a few, he was always making up nonsense and saying it was a 
beatitude or something.  Jesus is fucking great for a laugh.  Crumbs, is he 
still on the list?

The good thing is, I'm allowed to listen to cd's at work now through my 
headphones.  I've been listening to this Jane Birkin cd, it was dirt cheap 
and it's got a saucy photo on the cover.  When I say saucy I mean it's a 
close up of her head, years ago, which does the job for me.  It's the gap!  
Mind you, she's still alright, she was pretty in that Cinderella film, 
despite being about a million years old, like Stephen Pastel.  Only woman.

Nice willy!  Have you lot seen the labia_1 picture on the body parts page!  
Bloody hell!  Literally!

Chris

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