Sinister: JIMMY GREAVES!!!!!!

[grisham ohairy]

oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD!! guess who came into my
tea shop today? none other than jimmy greaves, famous
50's footballer and now drunken football pundit. i
feel honoured. and i had to serve him - he had a pot
of tea, and his fat wife had a big piece of apple pie
with ice cream. but he didn't leave a tip, but it was
jimmy greaves so i didn't complain...
mr matthew hicks
 
p.s. i have his autograph if anyone wants one...it'll
be £5 for a photocopy, and £10 for a high quality
forgery...leave the money in an unmarked brown
envelope behind the copies of "model toilet collector"
in menzies.


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