Sinister: enuff already

[fiona]

  where to begin?
  i have read with interest the calls for change to the list, and in 
the main i agree, but spank me with a potato masher and call me 
ernie, is there really any need for quite so much smut.

  i know some of you are trying to prove that being a b+s fan doesn't 
mean you are 'twee' or have no interest in sex of any kind (although 
i do wonder if that would be a good thing in some cases). but really, 
some of us have to read this in a public place.

  seriously, sinister is in some respects a sanctuary for me, 
somewhere to escape the debauchery of real life. (if anyone has any 
tips on how to let down gently a short, manic-depressive, who wears 
eyeliner, please let me know, i'm having something of a crisis) i can 
create quite enough filth of my own, cheers, without having to 
negotiate my way round other people's assorted bodily fluids.

  shit now i'm doing it, ok, maybe we are just a species of leopards 
who can't change their spots, but my delicate, innocent nature needs 
to be protected (offers of protection from handsome sinistereenies 
with floppy hair gratefully accepted).

  oh, and did anyone see casualty last night, it was fantastic, and 
oh so emotional.


  well, i'm off to smear chocolate..... no, sorry, i'm off to read 
stories about fluffy bunnies frolicking in the forest

   love and jaffa cakes (eaten whole, nothing melted anywhere you 
understand)          fiona
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