Sinister: Yo greasy, greasy grandaddy

[Robin Stout]

Hello again.

	I've been pretty lazy recently, but with the calibre of recent 
posts,  I've been inspired to write again. During my hibernation, I've 
been surviving only on the milk suckled from a vicar's teat and 
listening to "Oooh, stick you." "Ooh, stick you" is possibly the 
rudest song I've ever heard. The lyrics go something like "Yo 
mummy, yo daddy, yo greasy, greasy, grandaddy, lar-di-dar-di-dar, 
shove it up your fanny". Blimey, mummy would be mortified. I think 
that "fanny" means "bottom" in American, but it describes a rather 
more rude, and less tuneful organ in English. I remember when Hulk 
Hogan was on kid's telly once advertising the seminal movie, Mr 
Nanny, when he growled at the camera, moustaches a-flying, "I'm 
Mr Nanny, and I want some fanny." Blimey, mummy *was* mortified.
	I read something in the Observer, at the weekend, about 
London towne, which was apparently researched by a mister Nick 
Dastoor. This is funny, because it hadn't really occured to me that 
he *actually does* work for a paper. I thought he was probably just 
making tea and being shouted at to "fetch that broom" or "kick that 
dog, dirty mongrel".
	I keep missing letters out, but I'm putting them back in again, 
don't worry about that.
	Stevie Pantalon mentioned that Shane Meadows is making a 
film called "The Stars Of Track And Field". I read that too, in an 
article about Mr Meadows, where it said that he's been comissioned 
to make three short films, one for 5000 pounds, one for 50 000 and 
one for 500 000 pounds. "The Stars Of Track And Field" is the 5000 
quid one. Big budget madness! I reckon this is the proceeds from all 
the jumble sales Struan has ever had. All those bits of plastic add 
up, you know.

	Bye
		Robin x
	
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