Sinister: Naked Chef ? I Hope he washed his hands....

[vibrosheep at xxx.net]

AUTO WINDSHIELDS TROPHY.
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Mark C - 

>There isn't enough gourmet conversation on the list these days, ever >since Honey banned Marco Pierre White for calling fellow listee Egon >Ronay a c**t. I'm very keen to get some good recipes, and if they >have a B&S theme, so much the better - Fox in the Snowpeas, Dirty >Cream #2 (hahahaha, stop it, my sides are splitting, no, really) >etc. etc. 

Egon Ronay - wasn't he one of the Ghostbusters ? He was a c**t. 


PIT PONIES.
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Ever since my return from Thailand I've tried me culinary hand at a bit of Thai cooking, primarily because I can no longer taste normal food.  Saturday saw me entertain the new Pit Pony for the first time so I thought I'd impress Er with a bit of me newfound Eastern promise. Imagine my laughter when on trying me Tom Yam Goong she choked, vomited and collapsed as Er mouth exploded in a ball of flame.

THAI NEWS.
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Thai postmen are all bastards.  Piss typical, send presents out by the preverbial sackful, and they don't fucking turn up.  It's all down to that new bloody system whereas you actually have to state on the parcel what you are sending.  It's not my fault I had to ask the lady behind the counter how to spell H E R O I N and what she thought it's street value was.


MORE THAI NEWS.
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Did you know sales of Thai Fish Sauce have risen four-fold in this country since Delia used it on her programme ?

I read quality papers me.


THIS IS JUST A CARDAMON POD SONG.
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Fin.

VS (OSU)
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