Sinister: Students with beards: "TEE OR CAKE OR DEATH! TEE OR CAKE OR DEATH!"

[jarkko frantila]

Peter Miller (formaly knows as Honey, it seems) said something that made me 
spill my coffee onto my bosses computer, therefore costing me 1200 pounds 
(send the check in the mail, PM, or otherwise I'll break your bloody 
kneecaps with my hammer that I just found from my trousers. It was there, 
but the bad news is that the lobster ran away. Well it didn't run, much more 
like crawled. A bit like babies do. My sisters girl had her first birthday 
this sunday, and it was grate. She's so cute. But then again, babies usually 
are. Did you know that back in the days when the Romans were still 
fuck-off-huge they used to have fun by throwing babies into the air, then 
catching them. The babies used to giggle, but sometimes the Romans used to 
kill them by launching them up to the sky and then sticking a pole through 
them. True story. Mad cuckoo-type of lot the Romans were. I mean, they had 
some serious freaks as their leaders. A bit like Austria seems to have now. 
I've said that politics bore me, but that Jörg Heider- dude seems like a 
real BOJOING-dickhead. Talking of Dicks, have you seen any pictures of 
Richard Dreyfuss lately? That man has gotten old. But I quess that happens 
to all of us. We all get old. Some old people smell funny, but I think it's 
just the Grimreaper that's following them, trying to get his hands on 'em)

Erm... Oh yes, Peter Miller said:

>FINLAND NEWS
>
>Jarkko's lesbian president was on the news last night. Also, 68% of
>the population of Finland own mobile phones. Some extremists even go
>so far as to live in a place called Nokia. When I was on holiday at
>Christmas, one of the neighbours was called Jarkko. Never met him
>though.

Lesbian? Erm, no she's not. She has a boyfriend, she was just the chairman 
of the gay and lesbian rights movement. I mean, you don't have to have 
superpowers even if you work in a nuclearfactory, have you? What? No you 
don't! I know, I know, Spiderman was bit by a radioactive spider (well duh!) 
and he suddenly was able to climb the walls etc., but... erm... So there!

Tell me, when was the last time you saw a spider BITE someone? Hmm, or did 
it sting Peter Parker? I'm not sure. I was a big fan of X-men too, before 
the whole comic went piiiiuuuufffff over my head. In the comic, I think it 
was Prof. Xaviers' son who destroyed the whole universe. And then someone 
rebuild it. Quoting Eddie Izzard: "That must have been a 
tree-in-the-morning-decision" by the scriptwriters.

Or was that "lesbian president"- thingy a joke? Maybe it was. Or was it? How 
many birds can you keep in a lift before the landlord notices? Have you ever 
had the feeling you've been cheated? And yeah, we have a place called Nokia 
here. That's the place where Nokia had their first factory (I think). They 
used to make RUBBERBOOTS before someone thought of mobilephones in their 
office. I wonder how that one came about?

Some man working in the office: "Mister chairman, I have an idea!"
Chairman: "Not the 'let's recycle our hair and make ropes out of it' again?"
SMWITO: "No no! This one's even better! I'm sick of these stupid 
rubberboots! How about if we started to make phones that you can just carry 
in your pocket! Or in your bag! You could send textmessages with it! And 
pictures!"
*NOTE: all this happened in the eighties, when the computers were BIG and 
not that powerful and ugly and "Beverly Hills Cop" was considered to be 
entertainment.
Chairman: "Righto."
SMWITO: "Yeah, we'd be huge! Bigger than King Kong! We'd be one of the 
biggest companies in the world!"
Chairman: "Ok. I'll think about that. In the meantime, why don't you go home 
and take a few days off. You sure as hell seems to need it, you silly little 
man."

And there: the untold truth about the birth of Nokia.

@--->--- A rose, love and other stuff that makes you fell funny in your 
tummy, Jake le PetitE
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