Sinister: making free with my lewd and lascivious boasts (fwd)

[The Narrow Wizard]

OK you guys I sent the message below a couple of days ago but an evil
wizard has obviously been messing round with my system cos we had some
unexplained technical difficulties.

first though I was thinking about the loss of Stu D
I'm sorry to see him go but in a way I think it is for the best, Looper
and his writing seemed to be consuming a large amount of his time and this
is certainly a contributing factor to the time taken for the new album to
be recorded.
Also I think it will reduce the likelihood of a complete split of the band
as they will be able to get on with their work without the difficulties of
an often absent member.
I don't know what I'd do if they split up the're one of the few groups
that I listen to who are still active. I'm still recovering from the
passing away of the wedding present and pavement, who were my two
favourite bands back in 91 and who seemed to guide me through an entire
decade with brilliant music. It worries me that ex members of these bands
will start doing less brilliant music and defile my memories of their
greatness. then again think how galaxie 500 are still treated as godlike
beings even though Deans new band (well not new but you know what I mean)
Luna are in fact a bit mediocre.
well that's all from me for today but don't forget to read the stuff from
me yesterday which is sitting down below there.

love and nice thoughts
     owen

With that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in
a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2000 15:40:14 +0000 (GMT)
From: The Narrow Wizard <ol01 at xxx.uk>
To: sinister <sinister at missprint.org>
Subject: making free with my lewd and lascivious boasts

allo, I'm back.

I was just wondering if anybody knew what any of the tracks were going to
be on the new album. I mean will they all be ones we haven't heard or will
the likes of paper boat and lonliness of a middle distance runner be on
the album. Personally I was hoping for lots of new tracks on the album and
an EP with the older tracks also appearing sometime, that would be pretty
cool.

Angel Blackwell said

>I was rogering a vicar
well it wasn't me, I'm not even a vicar just an ordained minister so you
should call me reverand but not vicar OK.


And now for a warning, the rest of this e-mail is an account of my last
few days and as such it contains a story of much drunken buffoonery and
lots of smut, there are no B&S references and those easily shocked are
advised to stop reading now and delete this message.

On sunday my new flatmates moved into the chalet, three american girls,
being someone who knows his way around the local bars I offered to take
them for a drink that night.after a few drinks an old friend called Angela
came up to me, stuck an arm arround me and asked if I was out with my
girlfriend, no sooner had the word single passed my lips then my lips were
receiving a very passionate kiss. I didn't stay kissing her for too long
though 'cos I didn't want to abandon the Americans and Angela didn't
really want to abandon her friend Lesley (who by the way gave me a tape of
tigermilk a few years ago).
The night continued with more drink and more dancing and my flatmates
started laughing at me and calling me studmuffin and saying that it was
'cos I look like hugh grant (which I don't). The friendly funny atmosphere
and a bit of good music soon had us all dancing and ermm well the nicest
looking one of the new flatmates was dancing quite close to me and pretty
soon I was kissing my second woman of the day. We left soon after 'cos I
was getting funny looks from Kathryn who I mentioned in a previous post.
The american I was with, Jen, then found out the advantages of having a
single room and not sharing like she does at Harvard.

Unsurprisingly Monday was a bit akward round the flat but things are cool
now. Later on monday night the Americans had some welcome meeting to go to
so I went out with the lads. An ex of mine started snogging me early in
the night but I managed to persuade the guys that we should go to a
different bar and so we went and got very drunk.

Tuesday night was the crazy one (yes even crazier than sunday) I went with
a few of the lads and one of the Americans (not Jen) to a bar that was
doing 50p vodkas, we drank a lot then went to the nightclub and drank a
lot more. Getting home around 2:30 we refuelled on bacon sarnies before
climbing to the top of a big hill nearby with a couple of bottles of wine.
When we came back down it was around 4:00 and we started making cheese on
toast. this was when there was a knock on the door and Hannah apeared with
her friend Krissie and invited us over for a drink (they'd seen the light
on). I said I'd go over after the toast and that's what I did. the first
thing I saw when I got there was a naked bloke, I was just about to turn
round and leave when Hannah poked her head from her room and told me to
come through. We were talking in the bathroom as Hannah had a friend
asleep on her floor, she told me that Krissie and stuart (who was the guy
I'd seen) had decided to get naked cos it would be 'a laugh' and so I just
stayed in the bathroom. Next Krissie walked into the bathroom totally
naked cos she'd just realised what a stupid thing it was to be alone with
stuart naked. For no apparent reason Krissie was embarassed by Hannah
seing her naked but not by me seeing her and so to stop hannah seeing she
decided to hold me close to her. At this point Hannah left and Krissie
locked the door. I will just point out that bathroom floors are cold and
uncomfortable but that fun can still be had there. By 5:00 though Krissie
was screaming at me and crying accusing me of coming on to her and then
using her. This was a bit strange as I've never come on to a girl in my
life, I wouldn't know how to and so I just let them come on to me, it was
even more strange when you consider that she was the one who walked into
the room naked and started hugging me (I don't know what you guys think
but I actually took this as her coming on to me, I obviously must have
missread the signals at some point). Anway I left soon after that and have
been behaving myself since.

peace,
I'm outta here
    owen  

With that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in
a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon


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