Sinister: *'cor blimey!' she thought out loud and looked down in disbelief at the joint in her hand

[sweetie]

sinister

this is a 3 part email

but firstly
forgive my ignorence
but i would never have thought (till i sawded it in select) that 'track and
field' was a nightclub!

part 1
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another crappy day i arranged to meet this guy i met on icq today in glasgow
*again*
he didnt turn up
*again*
i was left to wonder around glasgow _alone_
*again*

brimming with self pity i treated myself to prawn sarnies in andronicas,
mmmmm
i was even going to buy myself a wee box of choccies from the wee choccy
shop at the entrance of andronicas, but i decided that was taking the whole
self pity thing too far.

shortly aferwards i headed home

got to falkirk went to the bus stop and i waited and waited and still there
was no sign of any denny bus  :|
but i got a lift home so that was ok.

and then tonite i was going to drink my sorrows away
but the only alcohol in the house was this wine- that i didnt like.  :|

*_i wanna be a hippy and i wanna get stoned on..._*

oh woe is me....
and someone sure as hell doesnt want me to forget it!!
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part 2
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paul (walkn10 at aol.com)
talked about peanuts
i remember watching that when i was a wee ickle small person
i dont remember it that well tho.
but i am still sad that it is to be discontinued.
i hate when they do that  :(
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part 3
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seen as i dont think anyone will actually read this far
check out this
http://www.thespark.com

and seen as its evenm less likely they got these fwe lines further
i found out
i am going to doe oct 3rd 2047 aged 64
how likely i am to die of what
46% cancer, 10% alcoholism, 7% 3rd degree burns, 6%alien abduction, 5%
homicide
i am a 36%bitch, 73% un-intelligent, and 69% pure
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fade this one to black
sweetie
xox

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ps
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i am working on a webby site
and just to be original (...)
im gonna have poetry and stuff on it
if anyone out there does poetry and/or stuff
pease send me!
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