Sinister: "Big Mouth Strikes Again" double post.

[Sarah and Leyla]

As Valentines Day is officially over, an ours is
winding to a close, we wonder if we truly have
something to say, but really does anyone have anything
to say?  
I do, want to thank Ian for his incredibly poetic post
entitled "Maybe Y2K will bring the rain." He captures
through a keen story telling sense why we all love
music, because it comes so close to home and shows us
that it is fundamentally important to see and
experience life through the eyes of others. 
(now that I am feeling appropriately ridiculous, here
is Leyla--who bought me a flower for Valentines by the
way)

Leyla: Sarah wrote me a lovely card, with a picture of
my boyfriend..er, Neil Codling in it..hehe. Yeah,
right. Also, I got some lovey dovey chocholates...
Today, alone..I think I've gained 20 pounds. dear me.
Who voted for for list crush? come on, Come out of the
closet..(hehe)  Im sorry, don't be offended...just a
joke...don't remove your vote..can't we just Snogg and
makeup?  Sarah is putting sticky candy on my desk..and
I might just have to beat her up now....cept...I luv
her. So I cant. Awwwwwwwwww..... fuck off!

Sarah: OK, I just have to comment about those
valentine's heart message candy, oh, so cute, but
ick...they taste awful! Leyla was sweet enough to give
me a lovely yellow candy heart with YOU ROCK printed
on it and I tried to uphold to rules of etiquette but
I'm sorry, I had to spit that out! It tasted terrible
and all the sugary-ness can't make up for the
indescribable flavor (Leyla says it tastes like cock,
but I'm not so sure!)  

Leyla: EM OKAY!! I did not say it tasted like "Cock" I
said it tasted like "CACK!" gawd! Sarah is a pervert.
honest.  I just needed to do that disclamer so all
list perverts wouldn't start harassing me for a blow
job or something. I Imagine...all the biscuit nibbling
weirdo's of sinister dropping their trousers for a
good wank to this post, you're dirty, dirty librarians
you are! Aren't you lot getting tired of our step by
step play back of our lives yet? Its like..this
morning i woke up..took a piss...had some
cereal...then scratched my bum. Don't think you care,
but neither do I!  Yeh. Got some photo's of Sarah and
I developed today... Sarah looks like a total rockstar
in every photo..and as usual..I look like a total
crack whore...not even a proper crack whore...a poseur
of a crack whore...sigh.  Sarah is listening to the
Stone Roses...and getting rather excited.. I will let
her write a bit more before she starts arse dancing.

Sarah: I have a great deal of problems with what Leyla
(the crack whore) just said: 1) She does NOT look like
a crack whore! and I am a far cry from a rockstar 2) I
like the old Stone Roses, Ian Brown has the voice of
an angel and writes lovely lyrics about sweetness and
love, so Piss Off! 3) Arse Dancing!!?? What is this in
reference to?  I am offended no matter what she means
by that... 
OK, for the record, Leyla did not say that the candy
tasted like cock, she made a sound like cack, and I
misinterpreted! 

Leyla: I like Ian Brown as well, but I wouldn't
compare him to an angel.  He has the voice of a angel
and a convict perhaps? hm.  Anyway, good stuff
nonetheless.  Arse dancing, you know...Its those girls
who navigate themselves around the dancefloor by their
arses. Like the whole focal point of the dance is the
arse, not the music, not your feet...hey..you could
just stand still..but heavens, dont stop moving your
arse!  Hate those girls... but sarah isn't one of
them...she does the King Monkey dance... no, im
lying..she doesn't..I wish i could be mean, after that
whole "cock" thing...  but i guess I should just
forgive her...but im sure i will leave her sticky
candy in her handbag or something..

Sarah: OK, now that the whole cock fiasco is over,
those pictures we took really came out quite nice if I
do say so myself. Leyla is a photographer in case you
didn't know. I got her the B&S badge with
3..6..9..seconds of light and the camera on it...nice!
 We took pictures at a playground and speaking of king
Monkey, I got a photo of Leyla on the monkey bars,
which she is too tall for, so it made a humorous
pose..the child who has outgrown her toys...I wanted
to get her sitting on one of those metal spring
animals that you flail around on, but unfortunately,
this playground was lacking in the finer points of
children's play equipment. Leyla has a webpage which
we will be posting these pictures on if anyone is
interested, I bet you she won't let you have the
address though...being so coy and all...

Leyla: Yes. There is nothing like laughing at images
of a 6ft tall silly looking moppy haired girl flailing
about on monkey bars to get you going.  Hey, It may
even be an ego booster: "Wow, at least I don't look as
idiotic as that girl does..."  If i can just brighten
the life of one person... my job is done! :)
Yes, maybe I will put pictures on the page, maybe not.
It all depends on the levels of alcohol I consume, the
chocolate I am sent... and if I can be arsed. 
(listening to supergrass, where is my pogo stick??) 
Great, Sarah is now making fun of my spelling..Well, i
guess I will just run off..listen to Morrissey...go to
the bathtub..and slit my wrists. Goodbye cruel
world...
*sigh*
No. Seriously though. Its now 3am. im tired. I have
school.  I would hereby like to disclaim everything I
have written tonight... I blame the
chocolates..sarah's constant harassment.. and er,
robbie williams...(you can blame anything on him,
shit).  TA! good night! AND I SAID CACK!
love and other sediments...
leyla
modpopstar at yahoo.com

Sarah: I am not a harrasser! I am really rather nice!
I want to thank Leyla for being my Valentine! So
there! sweetness, I was only joking when I said....
Oh, yes Big Mouth strikes again....
I do have to work in 5 hours, good thing I never
sleep. but I am being a bad influence on the
impressionable youth of Leyla...so goodnight as well.
Cheers, 
Sarah
sarahduston at yahoo.com

PS. thanks for the crush vote, nice Valentines day
present it was...better than Chocolate (and not that
wretched indie film by the way)--sarah 

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