Sinister: new 'guardian' diary entries (fwd)

[honey at xxx.org]

Dotmusic exclusive did I say?  Which looks like it might mean "we
exclusively nicked it from the band's WWW site".  You'll spot a
remarkable similarity between Dotmusic's "exclusive" I passed on and
the second B&S band entry below from Stuart.

Anyway, the band office passed on these two new entries which should be
the Mick's own WWW site now at:

http://www.belleandsebastian.co.uk/home/

Listening to Lambchop's new LP and eating chocolate raisins.  The
perfect combination mmm.

Exclusively yours,
Miss Honey x

--

Sin"is*ter (?), a. [Accented on the middle syllable by the older
poets, as Shakespeare, Milton, Dryden.] [L. sinister: cf. F.
sinistre.] 

1. On the left hand, or the side of the left hand; left; -- opposed
to dexter, or right. Here on his sinister cheek." Shak. 

"My mother's blood Runs on the dexter cheek, and this sinister
Bounds in my father's Shak."


---------- Forwarded message ----------

DIARY OF A BAND
26th January 2000
Part 7 of Guardian's exclusive Belle & Sebastian's diary

Well, aren't you glad that's all over and we can get back to normal? Yes,
the winter shutdown has finished and after Saturday the sports pages will
have something real to write about instead of 'Roy Keane to join Celtic in
three years' or 'Old Firm to play in League of Wales'.

Meanwhile, work continues apace on the album. Every morning we turn up at
the studio, plug in and jam solidly for eight hours. Stuart freeforms
vocally over the top. Meaningless syllables or the perfect language of Adam-
who knows. I shout out a clue from the Herald crossword. Stevie solos on a
stringed instrument made from a live turtle acquired on a recent promotional
trip to Madagascar.

"This is great," says Tony. He downs a bottle of Jack Daniels, and turns
every knob on the desk up full. A mobile phone rings. Tony puts a microphone
on it. "More phone in my headphones," says Richard. We hit a groove. Tony
hits record.

It needs strings. The manuscript paper goes round like a peace pipe.
Everyone writes two bars then passes it on. A phone call is made and within
minutes the London Symphony Orchestra arrives, bringing with them an immense
Chinese take-away. They settle down in the lounge to watch a Fast Show
video. "Where's Richard?" someone asks. Turns out he is downstairs recording
an EP of Australian-Croat drinking songs with Mark Viduka.

By now we are drunk. We row furiously over whose turn it is to read Mojo,
and the band breaks up. Stuart gives everyone a lift home.

Tomorrow it will all start again, but now there are only six days left until
the bailiffs come for our instruments.

Chris Geddes

********************

DIARY OF A BAND
9th February 2000
Band member quits! Gay buses! It must be the latest Belle & Sebastian diary

I heard that a spokeswoman for the band was fervently denying that Stuart
David had left the band. Well, I'm fervently admitting that he is leaving
the band. He's got his hands full with Looper, so he's quite happy to get on
with that. We wish him all the best.

Since I last wrote, the Nation has stood up proudly to declare its
prejudice. "Yes we admit gay people exist, but as long as nobody talks about
it we should be alright." In a class of 30 or so kids, two or three of them
will grow up knowing they are gay. Section 28 denies they exist. It's
prejudice pure and simple. You might as well legislate against
left-handedness.

"Class, we know there are left-handed people in the class. We tried in the
past to make them write with their other hand, but we were wrong to do that.
But if we ignore them maybe they will die out."

I actually think that people are pretty tolerant. I think if you got rid of
the clause nobody would give a shit. Old gits like Winning must just be
scared of a Gay Tide coming to sweep the land. Why can't he just respect
people's preferences. We respect his. We respect his right not to have sex.
He should just admit that some girls fancy girls and some boys fancy boys.

And that guy from Stagecoach can fuck off as well. His buses are shite
anyway. Firstbus is a much better company. Firstbus is the funky gay bus
company. I was suspicious when they took over Glasgow's buses but you should
never be afraid of change. Like when Jack MacPhee 'Fresh from the Sea' took
over from Lorettas- we tried it once and we never looked back.

Stuart Murdoch





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