Sinister: BOXING UNDER THE COVERS

[GEORGE HENRY DICKIE]

  APATHETIC PRINCE

             MMMMMMMM

   HI U MUDDY FUNSTERS


A WEEK AGO

          IT WAS VALENTINES DAY
     YER
                    MMMMMMM
         CINERAMA'S SINGLE
MANHATTAN

                                  W
                                  A
                                  S
   RELEASED

       MMMMMMMMM
IT HAS A
  COVER OF THE SMITHS

                *LONDON* ON IT
MMM

           I THOUGHT
                    MMMMMMMM
         BEING
  UNDER THE COVERS WITH A GIRL/ETC WOULD BE NICE
        BUT
A COVER OF A SMITHS SONG WILL DO


  MMMMMMM
IT IS PROBABLY SAFER THIS WAY

         I WOULDN'T
        WANT A *GIRL AFRAID*

        OR A *GIRLFRIND IN A COMA*

I HEAR *PREETY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES*

            AND ANYWAY
   I'M SURE I
CAN

*STRECH OUT AND WAIT*

                      A BIT LONGER

I DON'T THINK I'M TOTALLY *UNLOVABLE*


MMMMMMMMM
THIS IS FUN

      I COULD GO ON

    BUT I CAN FEEL HONEY'S STICKY FINGES ON MY BACK

SO I'LL GET
   ON
WITH
WHATEVER I CAME TO SAY


       MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

YER
CINERAMA'S COVER IS ON A SMITHS TRIBUTE LP
           CALLED
   *I KNOW IT'S OVER*
I HEAR
RADIOHEAD R DOING
                *THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT*



                       MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

YER
   B&S WERE SUPPOSE TO DO
*REEL AROUND THE FOUNTAIN*

               BUT I DON'T THINK THAT IS HAPPENING

MMMMMMM
IT IS IRONIC THAT CINERAMA HAVE DONE
A SMITHS COVER
   AS GEDGE
              NO LONGER LIKES THE SMITHS

MMMMMM
ANYWAY
            I'LL LET HIM OFF

   I
    HAVE
JUST GOT

         AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM IT IS GREAT

                    I LOVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH NOW
    I LOVE THE MMMMMMMMMMMM
SOUND IT MAKES

          I CAN INTERPRET
ITS MMMMMMMMMMMM
SOUND

            IT IS TALKING TO ME

SO FAR I HAVE LEARNT

           IT LIKES
     COUNTRY MUSIC
I PLAY GRAM PARSONS AND JOHN DENVER

              THE TOOTHBRUSH
    SAYS
THAT IT DREAMS OF BEING A FIDDLE IN A COUNTRY BAND

         MMMMM
  SO I ALWAYS PUT ON SOME COUNTRY
WHEN I BRUSH

       WE HAVE FUN
MMMMMMMMM

           TALKING OF GP

THERE IS A GRAM PARSONS
      TRIBUTE LP
OUT
      YER
              I HEAR IT HAS SOME GOOD COVERS

   MMMMMMM

THE RED HOUSE PAINTERS

R SUPPOSED
TO BE DOING
         A COVERS LP

OF JOHN DEVER SONGS
                          SHOULD BE GOOD
        I LOVE THE RED HOUSE PAINTERS
WHEN R THEY GOING TO BRING A NEW RHP LP OUT????
   I NEED
THEM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OF COURSE
         RHP
           DID A COVER OF THE WINGS CLASSIC                    I
SILLY LOVE SONGS
                                                               L
                 MMMM VERY GOOD                                O
                                                               V
BUT I THINK MY FAV                                             E
COVER
                                                               K
           IS WILLIAM SHATNER (YER THE GUY IN STAR TREK)       I
       HE DOES A GREAT                                         R
   COVER                                                       S
OF MR TAMBOURINE MAN                                           T
                                                               Y
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEAUTIFUL
                                                               W
                                                               A
              MY BOXING GYM                                    R
       IN THE SINISTER VILLAGE                                 K
IS READY FOR ACTION
THANKS VELOCITY

             I HAVE A RING
      AND ALL THAT BOXING STUFF

COME IN
AND PLAY ABOUT

I'LL BE IN THE CORNER PLAYING TWISTER IF U WANT ME


MMMMMMM
THIS TALK OF LESBIANS ETC
IS GOOD NEWS
I STILL HOLD HOPE FOR A LESBIAN REVOLUTION
YER


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  IT IS A LONG TIME AGON NOW
     BUT
I HAVE SEEN PART 3 OF THE BIRDSEYE MICROWAVE MEAL ADS
  BASICALLY
THE MOTHERS BOY
            IS DOING A MICOWAVE MEAL FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND

AND SHE ASKS WHAT IS IN IT
   AND HE SAYS
              CHICKEN BREASTS IN A LOUDER VOICE
WHILST LOOKING AT HER BREASTS
SHE COVERS HERSELF UP

                     AND THE BOY LOOKS ASHAMED

MMMMMMMMM
YER
I LIKED IT

     DID I EVER TELL U
  THAT MY FRIEND
        WAS NEARLY THE MILKYBAR KID???
MMMMMMMMMMM
SO CLOSE TO FAME
    THE MILKYBARS WERN'T ON HIM
MMMM SHAME



****ALL THAT WE HOPE
           IS WHEN WE GO
        OUR SKIN AND BLOOD AND OUR BONES
DON'T GET IN YOUR WAY
    MAKING U ILL
        THE WAY THEY DID WHEN WE LIVED
OH THERE IS A PLACE
     A PLACE IN HELL
               RESERVED FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS
   AND IF EVER I
         JUST
           WANTED TO CRY
   THEN
     I
       WILL
            BECAUSE I CAN**** - MORRISSEY


LOVE

AND ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES ALL ROUND


*GHD*


PS. THE CURE'S NEW LP
      IS FAB



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