Sinister: DoN't CrY bAby... It'S oNlY a mOviE!*
velocity farewell
velocity_girl_is at xxx.uk
Tue Feb 22 12:53:29 GMT 2000
hi there my strawberry tarts... I've missed you all...
I've DJed on Friday night... it was horrible!
I mean it was OK for a while and then things got out
of control as some of my friends kept jumping on the
wooden floor and made the needle jump on my
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and then, I don't know how, some drink was spilled on
my Tigermilk LP... thank God, it wasn't serious and
the LP ended up in my untidy sink with some dirty
plates and cups... but it recovered now...
S I was so happy to see that you all liked V
I my idea... I
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I still, I have some re-arrangements to make L
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T due to your own requests... G
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R here we go... O!
Peter Miller wrote:
> I'm in charge of the disco, am I? In that case, it's
going to be like a Spanish disco, the girls can get in
free, but the boys have to pay.
And it's going to be shaped like a boat. And there's
no indie allowed.Just Krautrock.<
well, what do you think about that? I mean for me it's
OK for girls not to pay and a disco to be shaped like
a boat... but Krautrock? Jesus!!! reminds me of some
sort of green salad or something...
I had a proposition from Paula Cullen (I think) for
Peter to run the
sInIsteR pORnO sHoP
instead... so, peter, what do you think?
I'm very happy to say that
Paula
would be delighted to run the
LiQuoR StOrE
for us... YEY!!!
Lesley Jo - Oh I love your enthusiasm!!! - you haven't
told me what store you'd like to run though you'd
mentioned some store called
LotIoNs & PotIoNs
with soaps and oils etc... would you like to run it
L.J? and give beauty advices as well?
I would like to have
Alexander Borgia as the sinister village's official
StOrRyteLlER
by the way the extracts from Maurice Bear's Diary were
excellent, Alexander...
I think Jason Luther... you should be in charge of the
sinisterian
KinDeRgArtEn
I think you'd be great with kids...
we are going to have kids aren't we?
Sarah Clarke... Sarah.. Paula said you should be the
CoUrt JeStEr
would you like that? in sinister village like in
ancient times court jesters would be
highly honoured residents...
Baby Chris... I'd love to cheer you up... I think you
should be the sinister's
GaRdeNeR
in charge of all the gardens and you'll be famous all
over the world for your magnificent dark violet black
RoSeS
kinky Angel...
I think you wanted to be in charge of a cute
CoRneR ShoP
what will you sell? and... do you want any assistants?
I think Kev the invisible boy should run the
KeY ShoP
and he'll be specialised in making the key of
happiness
for that cause he'll be co-operating with
Owen the Wizard
to create the magic magic portion for that key...
and then they'll handed up to our Honey the Mayor!!
Georgine...
will you be our UrBaniSt? we definetelly need one!
Lesley Jo is great in that too I think...
Erica said she wants to run the
SwEet sHoP...
I think it's a waste since the girl's definetelly got
THE style but... whatever you want Erica... I can be
your assistant... as far as we can wear
our silver skirts!!
Fergus Noodle...
would you like to be the
SiniSteR PoStMan
that way you'll get over your "postal fears" and
you'll know whether you have a letter or not before
anyone else... ace, huh?
P.F. I think you should be the sinister's
hoRolOgiSt
My dearest Rachel wants to run the sinister
FooTbAll TeaM
yer, that'd be grate! and tell me Rachel, what colour
the players shorts and shirts would be?
and who wants to be a football player? applications to
Rachel, please........
Marie Elia... first of all
HaPpY BiRtHdaY!!!
and then, yes, it'd be grate to run this
MilK & HoNeY ice-cream ShOp
my mouth's foaming even as i think about it....
MMMMMM Yummie!!!
Jordie Trenzano
will you be the first
DiCtAtOr
in the history of human race that all the people would
really love? with anarchistic ideals and you'll have
to wear this stylish uniforms and everything and
you'll promote the
dictatorship of the sinisterian proletariat...
and by the way I'd like to dedicate you a song...
"I love a man in a uniform" by Gang of Four...
Arantxa... will most certainly run le
BoUlAngEriE de la SiniSterie
mmmmm... fresh baked bread and pretzels and cookies
and Arantxa in her apron... and with a baker's hat...
the whole sinister village will be pushing and kicking
out of your bakery's door...
I'm very happy that
Laura wants to run the
bookstore and publishing house
of the sinister village... I think we can trust her
with whatever she wants to publish...
thinking about it... who wants to run the
"sinisterboy" and the "sinipenthouse"? we should have
mags like that or not? my opinion is that we
shouldn't... but it's up to you
guys...
It's gonna be a PoP! AnArcHY anyway...
I had another suggestion from Paula again, i think...
Mark Cassarotto should run our local
DiScOtEqUe
instead of Peter Miller who'd run the porno shop...
what do you think Mark??
My dearest Jarkko wants to run the sinister
PuB and be the DJ
and you know what?
He's gonna play all those songs that make you feel
funny in your tummy...
I'm looking forward to that... --- < --- @
Carsmile Steve
will definetelly be the
PuB QuiZ OrgAnIsER
and slap in the face the ones who give wrong
answers...
For that reason a lot of sensitive sinister souls will
have to be committed to the local
MeNtAl HoSpiTaL
so... we need a loving, caring soul to run it...
any ideas?
GEORGE HENRY... YER...
THE BOXING GYM'S
R
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A
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Y AND WAITS FOR YOU ALL...
I'D LIKE TO BE TAUGHT SOME KICK BOXING FROM
MASTER GEORGE
H
I
M
SELF
PLEASE.... CAN I KICK IT...??
YES YOU CAN...
Talking about kicking... we need someone to run the
MaSsAge ThAng
and treat our aching bones and bruises with tender
loving sinister hands...
Mmmmmmmmmmm interesting...
who will do that?
Applications please....... NoW!!!
have to dash...
Imagine... I'm at work now...
Oh, I forgot.. as lots of you know I live in Greece...
yer right... in a place by the sea...
talking and reading about the sinister village gave me
that idea... maybe we won't have our sinister village
soon... but why not having a late spring-early summer
gathering here? it's cheap and sunny...
think about it....
I'd love to have you all here... the most amazing
thing is that nearby here is the mountain of Pelion,
the mountain of centurions.. and there are some old
villas there that we can rent really cheap...
anyway... it was just an idea...I mean we'll all go
somewhere for holidays, right? why not here?
OK... I'm going now....
Love + mountain villas
V.F.
XXX
O
PS: belle & sebastian... are going to give free gigs
in the village's picnic place... we'll all lie down
under the sun - for those who have pale & sensitive
skin there are going to be trees with fab fat shade -
and will be listening to them gapsmacked...what do you
think about this word now... I'd use another one,
something like fishopenmouths but anyway.... and then
we'll all go to jarkko's pub and get totally pissed...
YEY!!
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