Sinister: Krazy Village People

[Martin Robinson]

Hello all,

Anyone who wished to see previous failed experiments of Sinister villages 
should explore the less known areas of Devon. There's also several early 
examples of genetically modified mutations there, normally seen propping up 
the bar with a pint of cider in out of the way public houses. I remember 
going on holiday down that way when I was a wee lad and winning a pool 
competition, not due to any particular talent on my part, but largely due to 
the locals either being cross-eyed or Cyloptic. Apparently the hilarious TV 
comedy "Keep it in the Family" got huge viewing figures in the Devon area. 
Don't know why...

This week I've been mainly troubled by germs. Nothing to do with the 
uncleanliness of my new abode, more to do with the fact that antibiotics are 
gradually losing the battle against mutating germs and we will all die soon 
from cutting our fingers and stuff. I read it in The Times so it must be 
true. Apparently it's largely Spain's fault as they sell antibiotics over 
the counter and are culturing new super germs that laugh in the face of 'ol 
Pops Penicillin and his family and friends. So I'll be the health inspector 
in the Sinister village, so I can test all the food and beer in the village 
for free, only for your own safety mind, and all strip searches and cavity 
probes will be for your own good. It's you I'm thinking about. But perhaps 
not in the way I should be... Ho hum...

As for the Krazy Jeepster article I read the pisstake first and strangely 
found the bits I laughed at to be in the original questionnaire answers. My 
sense of humour must have gone right up my own alley, along with most of the 
contents of my pencil case. Sorry... I did originally put up my alley along 
with my career and love life but obviously that wouldn't make sense, 
especially with the price of Pampers and Huggies these days. Anyway, better
go and teach some slugs how to ice skate. It's not all work, work, work...

Te ra,

Martin

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