Sinister: Milk

[Robert Foster]

Bloody hell, typical, coming over here, nicking our jobs, nicking our
women.  I'm afraid I was going to be the village window cleaner, but that's
okay, I don't mind changing.  Instead I can be, erm, a window dirtier, you
know, to keep you in business.

No, hang on, that doesn't sound right.  Oh, I could be the village idiot,
nope, don't like that either.  Oh I know, I could be the milkman, that job
also has interesting good points, Every morning I could deliver my milk. 
Right on peoples doorsteps, I knew someone who took a dump on someone's
doorstep, but alas, the only thing I shall be leaving is my lovely fresh
milk.  Be careful, when you drink it don't let it dribble down your chin,
and be careful not to get one of Robert's Milky Tashes, those can be so
embarrassing.  

I also could deliver cream, yoghurt and possibly a small Varity of cheeses.
 Be rest assured that a web site will follow where you can place your
order, after all, there's only so much milk I can deliver in only one day.

Robin said
<<
        As I've been beaten to the position of village boulangerer by 
Arantxa I think I'll have to be the village windowcleaner, having 
endless saucy adventures with my squeegie stick. Like, right, there 
could be a time when I'm cleaning a window and the vicar opens the 
window to show his mother-in-law the garden and I accidentally 
clean the vicar's face by mistake! And there could be another time 
when I'm cleaning some windows and I accidentally drop my bucket 
of water and it lands on the vicar's head! And there could be another 
time when I'm cleaning a window and inside there's a woman having 
a bath! With big knockers! And she's the vicar's wife!
>>
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