Sinister: wig shops, duct tape tales, and love songs

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robyn thoughtlessly spake:
<< sinister types could
 make their hair very big and wear tight black jeans at all
 times. it's quite the identifier. >>

Did you ever stop to think about the Sinister members who may be lacking in 
the hair department?  That's not me of course, I think I've got too much hair 
actually but at least I know I'll never go bald.  I'm just thinking of the 
less fortunate, as always!

We'll need a wig shop in our village then.  With this haven of hair, bald 
Sinister members will never again have to face the humiliation of being 
misidentified as fans of, oh, Steps or something.  I nominate myself as the 
owner of this wig shop.  Jen, will you be the schoolgirl who works for free 
in the afternoons sweeping up odd bits of hair?  You can pick the shop name, 
because a day of cough medicine for my non-strep throat has left me kind of 
loopy so nothing's coming to mind.

and also:
<< also, i've got to tell you something about duct tape.
it keeps the badges on, just duct tape the hell outta the
back so the sharp bit stays on. and duct tape is silver.
silver is always good. ALWAYS (don't even try to negate
this, b/c i won't believe you.) >>

Wouldn't that make it all lumpy?  I guess if I were going for the "cool" look 
I'd be using a Korn badge or something, though.

My best friend duck tapes her shoes.  People don't seem to appreciate the 
silvery "I can see myself in your shoes" quality of it though.  I don't own 
any tape though, so my shoes are much nicer than hers.  It seems that 
whenever you pull the tape off it leaves a nasty grey residue which isn't 
very silvery at all.  A guy named Jason always duct tapes "FBI" on his black 
sweatshirt and goes around school trying to incite riots far too early in the 
morning.

and still more:
<< but i have been listening to a lot of magnetic fields lately. >>

Me too.  I only have volumes 1 and 3 of the Love Songs though.  I need 
someone to recommend me another good record of theirs.  When making mix tapes 
for my friends I can't help but throw on Magnetic Fields songs.  But the 
thing is that you can't put on just one, at least not with the love songs.  I 
always end up breaking the golden mixtape rule and putting on 4 or 5.  My mom 
listens to them sometimes and she loves them too, but she always walks around 
shaking her head saying "this is nonsense" during A Chicken with its Head Cut 
Off.

Samantha
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