Sinister: my love drinks go-go passion

[Genevieve Wesley]

Goodness the Sinister village is positively thriving and I haven't got a job 
yet,and I'm dying out here! I dont want to stagnate!I don't want to be the 
village Bum though.That should be reserved to the owners of those rounded 
bits of heaven on the BodyParts.In this book I'm reading,there is a Lady Of 
The Lake,who,while picking berries and making spells,she bathes in the lake 
in the moonlight and the men of the village secretly go and watch.Can I be 
that? It's not for the whole inviting the men to watch bit,more for the 
berries.Of course. Forest Witches appeal to me,and surely any important 
village needs one of those.I reserve lil' Honey as my naked woodland-sprite 
fluttering about picking berries for me,in a mess of golden locks. Oh,if 
that position is filled already,well I'll be an airline stewardess then,ok? 
Thanks.Honey,you could again be my mini assistant,with pink pillbox hat and 
little tray serving cigarettes,coffee & bubblegum-
-"Or me?" Giggled Honey innocently as Monsieur Hornblower nonchalantly 
pinched her rounded bit of heaven,rustling the newspaper he pretended to 
read.

There was a fantastic article on The Mullet in the paper  the other day.
Don't forget,the Sinister Camp Hairdresser has got to be Keith.

I thought *I* was the ultimate Belle and Sebastian fan.Good lord,how many 
bottles of Struan's bodily fluids do I have to collect before I can prove 
this to you all! My Stuart David sweaty towels are sure to become a 
collectors item...and you thought Tigermilk was worth something...silly 
diddles!

Sometime's I really just love the Sinister world THIS much...many thanks to 
Karolyene (and Andreea too) for saving my widdle procrastinators bum with my 
french project.Aw shucksss...

So are B&S badges back in fashion now?I can't keep up with the trends now a 
days,honest to goodness...APPARENTLY,all the hip trendy young things have 
taken to wearing Mens Support Hose as normal pants/trousers.It makes me 
blush!
I have a bunch of those badges on my spring coat,but I seem to lose one each 
time.People always squint at them and ask me about them,and I always explain 
away...but NO MORE.I shall start to wear the badge upside down,like we have 
discussed at the Sinister Town Meeting,but I think we should also start 
licking at the badges,while gazing intently at the questioner,not saying a 
word.I mean..we do need to be sinister.

I can't believe you lot prefer tigers-ears to stubble! Silly dilly 
diddles!Can a tiger-ears pin both of your two arms with only one arm? Do you 
WANT to impress your Mother by bringing home a Tigers-ears to dinner? Or Do 
you want to escape out your bedroom window and ride off into the sunset on 
Stubble's scooter,on a deliciously forbidden adventure? Remember,Stubble 
would be wearing a stunning leather ensemble, that covers the 
wild,rebellious,tortured soul hidden underneath...doesn't that intrigue you 
at least a little bit? Just try and resist stubble Alasdair...hmmm? You CANT 
can you!

Mmm...it's warming up! Spring is coming! The ice has melted!

witchy kisses,
genevieve

p.s
In the newspaper today:
"'SEXY DRINK' MARKETED AS APHRODISIAC FOR TEENS
A hit in the UK,Go-Go Passion expected to hit Canada next.The drink has been 
selling out in bars in London and riling the Roman Catholic Church in 
Scotland with its saucy-"wanna go-go?"- marketing pitches."

Struan needs to defend this sexy drink,don't you think?I bet he drinks it as 
well,him being a sugary little minx. I'm eagerly awaiting more cheeky 
comments aimed at Winning like his "We respect his right not to have sex" 
from before.Tee hee.
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