Sinister: If you're feeling sinister go off and be a villager

[Alexander Borgia]

[community gossip]

Certain palace officials who have requested anonymity and given
indication that there may be some news coming from the palace shortly.
There have only been allusions but some insiders think that there may be
some amorous goings on at the palace in the future. When pressed for
details the officials would not comment further, but it was remarked
that Her Majesty Queen Velocity Farewell does not intend to become a
spinster. Those who would hope for a scandal should remember that the
Queen Mother has been in the news with her "aide" Joseph in the past. We
intend to keep our ear to the ground  and let you know of further
details.




[travel section]

I believe I have sort of sketched out a rough itinerary for my trip to
Europe this spring and would appreciate any input on stuff to do from
anyone who may be interested in sharing. Also, if any Sinisters want to
get together, whether to have a few drinks, watch me eat foreign foods,
make fun my accent, give me wrong directions and get me lost , or if you
want to fix me up with your sister as some bizarre revenge plot, then I
will be completely gullible and participate in all kinds of nasty
things.

Although things may vary slightly this is my plan....

May 19-22 London & Portsmouth
May 23-26 Normandy
May 27-29 Paris
May 29-June 3 get to Amsterdam. Possibly Antwerp.




[classified advertisements]


Tired of looking for work? Welfare cheques just not making the grade?
Earn top wages! No marketing, no sales, no telephone canvassing.....

Rabbit Brand (tm) is currently hiring dedicated professionals to fill
positions as rabbit care specialists.

Full training will be provided. As well we offer a full range of company
benefits which include 100% medical and dental coverage. Company
provided recreations centre  which has an olympic sized swimming pool,
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wooded estate. New employees start at 3 weeks vacation and there are
performance bonuses.


The Challenge -

As a rabbit care specialist you will work in a holistic team environment
with proven dynamic leadership where you will be encouraged to think
outside the box. You will be responsible for the care an cleaning of a
team of mission specialist rabbits. This will include feeding them an
bathing them twice daily. You may have as much fun with your rabbits as
you like and petting is strongly encouraged. We even provide the rubber
boots.

Interested applicants are requested to present themselves in person at
Rabbit Brand (tm) headquarters.



Alexander

(ps....Genevieve said bum quite a bit in her post. Let's everybody watch
the body parts page)



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