Sinister: Where do I send my application?

[Jeanette]

Hello all.

I've just realized I don't yet have a job in the village, and this
concerns me. I'm not very good at being unemployed ... it's all Oprah
and bon-bons, braiding and unbraiding my hair, watching the hour hand on
the clock to see if I can catch it moving ....
So, I'd like to sign on for nursing duties, if that position's still
open. I have no training whatsoever, but I'd love to wear the uniform! I
could bandage your skinned-knees (and, unless you're Mike W., I won't
even ask how it happened), hand out aspirin for those pesky hangovers,
and take your temperature if you're feeling feverish (rectal
thermometers *are* the most accurate, aren't they?). And sponge baths
are my specialty.

In my spare time, I'd like to volunteer to help Steve C. with the
basketball team. I could be one of those trainer-types who helps the
players stretch before the game. Oh, yeah.


Jeanette

P.S. Don't try to run away from home again, Jason, my dear. Your
punishment will be swift and severe.
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