Sinister: A january gale was roaring up the channel....

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo!

How's everyone in sinisterdale?

Don't you just hate people who abuse buses? Buses are BLUDDY GRATE but all 
the hard kids think it's fabby fun to rip out the lights and throw them out 
the window, or open the emergency exit and risk everyone on the buses lives. 

Today we all got thrown off in the middle of nowhere because people did just 
that. And it was BLUDDY COLD and we all had to walk because none of the other 
buses would take school children on. But at first we couldn't even get off 
the bus because we had to wiat for the police to arrive. 

And all the hard kids were chanting, "Haw, the bus driver's a bawbag" to the 
tune of that Glory glory hallelujah song, and trying to goad the bus driver 
on to hit them when he was only doing his job. And he was only a wee young 
guy, with specs and a nervous twitch, prolly fresh out of bus drivers 
training school. And it's going to end up the none of the buses will let any 
kids on the bus ever again. And I love going on the bus, because you can meet 
lots of interesting people and talk to old ladies who tell you interesting 
stuff and sometimes give you a sweetie.

Yesterday I bought some strawberry jelly to suck in cubes, but one of the 
hard kids found it when they were going through my bag (why? I don't know, 
it's not like they were going to find any fags there). Anyway, they're all so 
much tougher than me, so when I tried to get it back, they pushed me over and 
ripped my jelly up and stamped it into the carpet. And the teacher wasn't too 
pleased, not because everyone was ganging up on me (again), but oh no god 
forbid, the classroom carpet got jelly on it!

When will sinister village be ready so that I can come and live in it, 
because the real world's a moke and it really doesn't like me. 

Everybody on sinister is being really nice to me at the moment, and it's 
making me go all red.

Today a total of 5 people pointed out that my badge was upside down. And 
nobody from sinister has come up to me yet. 

We had to do a talk in history. I did battleships and got a bit over-excited, 
because ships are BLUDDY GRATE, and now everyone's doing impressions of me in 
school. 

Cheerfully now, I'm going all the way into Glasgow tomorrow to get new 
glasses. Glasgow's really good. 

toodle-pip,
Jen xxx
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