Sinister: Pubs, insults and up-the-bum sex.

[geoff]

Children, please!

I have a couple of sinister-type pearls of immeasurable wisdom. 
Watching a video-only release arthouse lottery-funded avant garde 
short film, as I do on those long winter evenings, I heard this line 
of dialogue:

"Resorting to child-like innocence is no substitute for despair"

and I thought of you.

And seeing as the list seems to be as preoccupied as ever with 
up-the-bum sex, another little thing I heard on radio four. The 
prostitute to the taxi driver: We both sell ourselves on the streets 
- the only difference is I never take anybody the wrong way.

This made me very sad. Where is a lad to go if even the ladies of the 
night won't try it? I suppose there's always rent boys, but I can't 
help thinking it's just not the same, really. A really rather 
adorable glittery scott called Harry seemed rather fond of suggesting 
I had a penchant for those fluffy, flocking creatures, sheep. He even 
went as far as to suggest that my preference was for the male of the 
species - the horns allowing me greater purchase.

Why I didn't hotly deny it and accuse him of unnatural relations with 
italian water-spaniels, I shall never know.

Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense. I shall bid you adieu.

geoff x

PS: I am compiling a guide to London pubs which will be published 
on-line. Any suggestions for pleasant or unusual pubs I should be 
including would be welcome.

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