Sinister: A woman of some two and twenty summers, formed in the most voluptuous mould....

[Alexander Borgia]

Good Evening Sini-ewes and Sini-Rams....

I am pleased to hear from Miss Honey that the population of Scotland has
increased by two as a result of the worldwide efforts of the Sini-Bear
Adoption Agency. So far we have been able to arrange the adoption of  12
homeless bears.

For those who may condemn postal service, I have to admit that for the
price I pay, it definitely is the best value and they give me great
service. I tend to use them quite frequently and parcels always arrive
within 3 days in Canada, 7 in the US and 14 anywhere else. All for under
10 dollars. I am really dumbfounded why these people who give me such
great service have a propensity for shooting each other.

I've been reading some of the last mails and reading how so many people
are starting the new year off dragging their asses, either from burn out
or from the nasty cold/flu which seems to have gripped the entire world.
I on the other hand seem to have hit the ground running. My new slogan
at work is "shove it up your ass" (dragging the flat a along for a bit
when you say it) So far I have sent off a scathing e-mail every day this
week to someone or another. Today I got a reply from one of my
muckety-muck pen pal who wants to meet with me to discuss my
observations and opinions.  I told my boss that if this person wants to
have an open and honest discussion that I would look forward to it, if
on the other hand they were going to try and "straighten me out" then it
would be a messy situation and I would win.

Here's a hint for you people who will be entering the work force. If you
work for a large company, find, read and follow all of their procedural
rules to the letter. That way you can stir up shit and they have no
reason to can you, or if they do want to then they have to buy you
out.<g> For some reason this week I have no tolerance for apathy in work
stuff. I think I may have been listening to Le Pastie de la Bourgoisie a
little too much lately.

Back on the postal thing again...I sent The Major a parcel today. Kids
love getting parcels or any type of mail....don't you remember?.....I
managed to find him some Godzirra action figures (they're not bloody
dolls, okay? They're action figures!) So I found him King Gdhorra (sp?)
and Mecha Godirra. He is really excited about this. BTW: I will be
scanning the movie stills that he got for Christmas last year from a
friend of mine in Texas. I'll post em' on my site for those who may be
interested. (the pics are 8x10 photos)

For those who had mentioned their lack of amourous attention during the
holiday season and that has caused them concern. I can assure you that
you needn't worry until you find yourself in a situation where you are
watching Toy Story and you start looking at the mom and thinking that
she's kinda hot in those tight pants and you notice that there is no dad
around......and it takes you a while to remember that you are watching a
computer animation. (for the members of alternate preferences, please
substitute those hunks from Beast Wars or something similar)

Well, lucky for those who may have read this far, I don't feel like
writing anymore. Besides, I have to save my brain for tomorrow and who I
might feel like pissing off.

Alexander

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