Sinister: Why did I wake up?

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Hello everyone,

        Well lets see its 6:31 A.M. but thats not what matters lets see I 
woke up to find well to be frank dog ::insert favorite poop word:: 
everywhere. The whole house stinks and I can't clean it up or else the mean 
kids at school will make fun of me. Whyyy Me Whhhy Me.

        Then if that wasn't bad enough I went in the shower and the hot water 
doesnt work so I had to take a fast cold shower as opposed to a hot shower 
where I can be lazy. Then I looked in the fridge and all the coffee is gone 
then I realized I had'nt done an essay to do in english.

        So now I'm cuddled infront of a piece of crud heater the kind that 
takes till the next messiah to heat up and I'm listening to TIJAMRS E.P. and 
crying to Slow Grarafiti when a choclate coffin and milk but I'm not very 
hungry after seeing the dog doo. If this is just the start of my problems 
then I dread whats next.

-Damon

"Ever tried.  Ever failed.  No matter.  Try again.  Fail again.  Fail 
Better."- Samuel Beckett
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