Sinister: Oh my god, you lik Belle and Sebastian!

[James Thorniley]

Hello,

I seem to be the only one without any kind of disease, I feel so guilty

Well, I just thought I'd share this lovely short story...

No, I will share this crappy short story instead,

I was walking through the town center, and I was just thinking how nice
it would be to bump into someone with a B&S t-shirt or badges or
whatever on, and sighing because it would never happen. Strange thing
was, the next thing i saw was a girl in one of those IYFS t-shirts.
Well, my stomach jumped and I almost screamed but by the time I composed
myself she had disappeared into the crowd. I spent the next 20 minutes
looking for her to no avail. So there you are.

Hmm, lets think of some other stuff i can waste your time with,

Jarkko wanted to know about soft cusses. The thing I find strange is
it's always the soft cusses that turn out to be rudest, we all know
about bugger i'm sure, but just the other day I found out that "twat"
means female genitalia, but maybe you all knew that and I'm the stupid
one.

I tried to write about Stuart Murdoch for my German homework -- write
about your idol ;). Strangely I can't find the word for twee in my
German dictionary. I did find it in my Oxford dictionary (right below
"twat"), and apparently it's "derogatory", so there's something else you
probably all knew and I didn't.

Oh yeah, TIGERMILKING
Well I had to mention it. Yus I went up to London after lying to my mum
to get out of the house ("I'm going to a party", not very imaginative, I
know). It was of course just luvly, and it was fun putting a few faces
to names (Hi everyone I met). I had of course no plan for getting home,
but the lovely Archel (blatant name dropping, sorry) lead me and David
to Victoria, where we slumped for two hours getting very cold. Of course
this meant no sleep so I ended up spending four hours in bed so now my
mum thinks it was a really wild party, and I think my sister thinks I
was having sex with someone. harhar.

Oh god, I'd forgotten how easy it is to go on and on and on. I could do
this forever.

Bye my dears,
James
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