Sinister: the traditional W

[The Narrow Wizard]

was most intrigued by the traditional W, not sure if it really can be
wanking cos its more traditional to do that to yourself than to get others
to do it (though maybe I should become a drummer and that would change
things). Anyway what it really got me thinking of was our old friend the
remote wanker, I think remote wanking should be brought back as a sinister
hobby and as the first phase of my plan I am currently remote wanking the
guy opposite me in the computer lab, oh dear he appears to be smiling a
lot now, it must really work.
Oh and while I'm bringing back the old sinister passtime I would like to
make one other change to sinister, from now on nobody is allowed to talk
about the tube appearance cos my video recorder broke and so i haven't
seen it and it doesn't look like I'm going to get to see it, BOO HOO!

anyway I'm off for a traditional D now (answers on a postcard please) so
I'll speak to you all in February unless I decide to write again later
this week.

bye bye my little chickens
     owen

With that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in
a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon

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