Sinister: Wee as well as Twee?

[Pete Ramsdale]

Chris said:

<insert stuff here about jeepster t-shirts being dangerously small>

and he was absolutely spot on. If I remember rightly, which I very
rarely do these days, there'll probably be a bit in the golden tomes
of wit which pass for the list archives about my own
circulation-stopping t-shirt disaster. I purchased a Stow t-shirt in
my normal size of medium (okay, so I'm six foot tall, so jeepster
could probably argue that it's my fault for being a total spanner, but
I don't like my t-shirts baggy. At all.) and when I tried it on it
came down to just past my chest. Well, actually that's a bit of a lie,
it *does* come down to my hips (but with not a lot of leeway), but
also succeeds in cutting off the blood flow to my head and arms. And
it's so tight you can see my nipples through it.

Oh. That means I owe the body parts page a chest, some hips, a head,
some arms and some nipples. Oh bollocks. AAAAARGH! Now *that's* torn
it.......

I'm going to quit while I'm behind (shit, that's another bit I owe
then...),

arrrr-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding, arrrr-ding-ding-ding*,

lol p xx.

* No prizes for guessing which song this comes from. Simply because I
have no idea who the band were, and what it was called. There's music
snobbery for you.
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