Sinister: FW: remember what you see is not a mystery

[stephen hewitt]

> Oh, what a week :(
> 
> I've been busier than a busy thing at work and I have no money and no
> where fun to go :(
> 
> However, as always, I have my lovely fluffy e-mail chums to raise my
> spirits (well, that and the embassy world darts, WWWWWWOOOONNNN UUUNNDRED
> AN EEEEIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTYYY, poor old andy "the viking" fordham, i rilly
> felt for him last night, still, thats darts).
> 
> dimensionyflippy ian has been talking about being the gay dirty den, which
> reminds me that *noone knows* if dirty den is rilly dead or not cos the
> body they found didn't have a head.
> 
> <cut to eastenders, xmas day, 2004>
> a hunched figure walks into the vic
> "this used to be ALL mine, angie? sharon? where's roly?"
> 
> JEN and idleberry have started a PE thread and I have a question, before I
> add my two pences to it.
> 
> Is there anyone on the list who WAS NOT picked last at games?
> 
> I don't mean to be rude, but sporting prowess is not something I expect
> from you lot (football at picnics excluded), intellectual prowess, yes,
> sexual prowess, definately, but I can't imagine there are many former
> school captains/quarterbacks/top batsmen out there.
> 
> *steve sits back and waits to be proven wrong :)
> 
> Anyway, my PE days were as horrid as the usual, but my PE teacher, a
> gentleman by the name of John Burton, was a particularly bad specimen.
> Fat, old and useless (and also a local "folk" singer), used to send us on
> "cross-countries" whenever it was too cold for him to stand outside.
> Anyway, he's now on the telly every now and again cos he's Tony Blair's
> Election Agent and I throw things at the telly when he comes on (always
> miss though, shows what a crap job he did).
> 
> I assumed "the traditional W" was flicking the Vs with both hands at once,
> but apparently not.
> 
> All Tomorrow's Puking is now apparently 105 squids per bed, although at
> least the line up has some bands who've sold more than 10 albums on now...
> 
> CarsmileSteve
> 
> ps watch Peter Kaye on Channel 4 on weds night, he's truly truly GRATE,
> haven't laughed so much in ages. 
> 
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