Sinister: Men are like linoleum floors, lay them right & you can walk on them for 30 years

[Will Porter]

On Sun, 16 Jan 2000, Laura Llew wrote:

> Did anyone else fall in love with Will Porter from his last post or was it 
> just me? If he ever has a fan club, I get dibs on being President.

Funny you should ask.  In short, the answer is NO.  Although I did get an  
offer to be hog-tied and beaten with a belt-buckle, and someone speculated
that I "wouldn't be so funny with the pointy end of a cowboy boot" in my
ass.
Ok, I made that last one up (and the lies keep coming.  Is it still lying
if you say that you're lying as soon as you've finished with the actual
lying?)

will

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