Sinister: l'amour ,selon JL, serait orange

[Arantxa Sanz]

Cher-lot:

Even when Juicy Lucy branded her own message as uninspired it seemed as
refreshing and informing as old ones in salad days.Her nickname always
makes me think of a smiling and friendly orange, sorry Lucy,but I love
oranges not because I am quasi-one or I come from orange-land,I just love
them and exactly today I messed all around(carpet,desk...)in our
'computing unit' when eating a specially juicy,big and nice one.My
workmate was looking at me out of the corner of his eye with an astounded
expression when I ended eating it above the dustbin not to soil any other
clean surface in the surroundings.A surreal fruit experience.

I had never heard before of Claudine-french-singer,so I will take note
about her.Suggesting something more contemporary : Louis
Philippe,Dominique A,Diabologum,Pascal Comelade.

Spain is rivalring with Thailand to be the focus of international
attention,no doubt: Mr Marbella,( ex-president of Atletico de Madrid for
our footie fans)one of our national Icons,greasy,huge,fond of gold
chains,open shirts showing hairy chest,and a wife who looks like a
second-rate vedette just imported from Las Vegas,managed to make it into
the headlines last weekend and today's The Guardian frontpage cares about
Southern Spaniards heads, who seemed to be in risk, after 15 giant
ice-balls falling on the area.

Mr Jesus Gil/Marbella is famous to contribute a new word to our dictionary
which described him perfectly (even when it was not designed to
it):Ostentoreo.It is a mix of flamboyant and stentorian.Stemboyant,let's
say.Great word. Maybe it should be included in some song,like
'clutch'.There are so many words who would like to be included in a
song.And names.It is unfair all songs are about people called
Jenny,Lisa,and Judy,a bit of imagination,please.All the Cressidas and
Antheas and Nigellas also have a right...


On Fiona's taxis,my life in Madrid is much less B&Sesque than
here,according to public transport.Only in half-size cities you use buses
all the time,so they must be the demographic agglomeration more B&S.And I
am all bereaved on your late T-Shirt, my mum did exactly the same with the
first T-Shirt sporting a band's logo or something ever (MADCHESTER , Happy
Mondays, 1990)and since then,I am not very happy about getting bands
t-shirts.All this people around who have killed some pet must understand
this feeling,you know how horrible it would be if it happenned again.

This theory should explain why I have not got a Study-at-Stow one yet,even
when in this case, my not very well endowed anatomy would allow me to wear
nearly an S size,and felt compensated somehow for years of ignominy at
PE : my pervert (female) teacher was always blaming me for other people's
talking,laziness and disruption.It was generally suspected that it had to
do with her general tendency to big-breasted pubescent girls, among which
I never was...


Stop making nonsense and go back to matrices and more matrices.

xxx

A.





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