Sinister: Celine Dion Renews Marriage Vows: Murdoch to Renovate Wedding Tackle?

[Peter Miller]

Magnetic Megan gave the 10% of us a red hot tip:

"Duchamp's Fountain"

...in the 3.30 at Chepstow.

Erica made the list crush results pump blow a gasket by talking about
bras:

"they believe that for
a brassires to be both big and glamourous, they have to made entirely
out of
lace and satin in suggestive colours (anything other than white,
basically)
and have little bows on the straps. What next? bells?"

That would be good, because then blind people could stare at women
with big jugs as well.

Those sweets that "men" were throwing at Isobel in Leeds, were they
bogey flavoured sweets like the ones Harry Potter's got? If so,
perhaps next time they could cut out the middle man and just flick
bogeys at her. And her arse is big,  she said so in an interview. The
exact words she used were "I've got a really big bottom", so there's
no need to feel bad about pointing out how massive it is. She was
probably trying to clean the camera lens with it on the telly, so it's
no wonder it took up the whole screen.

I think the box set is an excellent idea from Jeepster.  I wonder if
it'll look a bit like a fag packet?

Many thanks to the Man with the Masterplan for sending me a tape of Go
Kart Mozart. My favourite tracks so far are "Drinkin' Um Bongo", the
musical equivalent of the harrowing book "We Wish To Inform You That
Tomorrow We Will Be Forced To Listen To Go Kart Mozart Together With
Our Families", and "Sailor Boy", with which you are all familiar. The
tape also features two versions of "The Loneliness of the Middle
Distance Runner", one after the other, just like blues legend Robert
Johnson. They come from that Tube programme, the whistling's bloody
awful, but the mad freak-out axe solo is great. I just wish it was
twenty minutes long.

THAI NEWS: Oon sends a big hug, bless her. There's a golf course in
the middle of Bangkok airport, or vice versa.

Right, I'm off to World of Keith.

Sister Disco


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