Sinister: pish posh tit for tat

[mike windisch]

amusing and arty anectdote:

just this past weekend whilest doing my duty as an arts writer for this 
local citypaper,  I motored down to wakefield to take in an gallery show of 
balinese art. Among the featured pieces was a traditional xylophone and a 
bigass metal gong.

There were a few posh couples browsing for that special expensive something 
to hang over the sofa/divan/barkalounger. They were the type who checked the 
dimensions and price before really seeming to look at the piece to decide if 
they liked it aesthetically. I equate these folks with those annoying shits 
who go to museums and only see the wonderful works through the lens of their 
video camera.

So, on my way out, after indulging in a farewell flirt with the lovely 
gallery girls, I strode purposefully up to the gong, grabbed the handmade 
mallet and did my holy duty and wacked the bejesus out of that gong with a 
most untwee intensity. From it arose a wonderfully loud, rich and resonant 
tone that shook the walls and made those upper-crust-kooks jump clean off 
the floor and almost out of their skin. I shared one last lingering smile 
with the gallery girls and went on my way.

Being the polite sort that I am, I waited until I was outside to let loose 
with some well-earned laughter.

In other developments, I actually listened to some b&s last night while 
driving through the snowstorm. pretty crackling good stuff.

Just a thought:
the lovely weaver lass whose aquaintance I have just recently been blessed 
with making, told me on the phone last night that for her architecture class 
she had to write a piece on eavesdropping. With all the talk of bus riding 
and lurking in clubs that goes on in this forum, it seems like sharing the 
fruits of this most enjoyable form of experiencing diversity and garnering a 
chuckle from the rabble all around would cause sinister smiles to grow, 
n'est pas.

At any rate, here goes a short and pithy overheard snippet:

three college girls gurgling around a coffee shop table supping on scones 
and chai. One says to the others, a little to loud, "It was too much, I 
can't even say out loud what he was doing to me."

Judging from her intonation and the animation with which she spoke, this 
unspeakable act was surely among the most pleasurable she had experienced...

keeping the sin in sinister...

mike windisch


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