Sinister: ms honey schoolmarm....

[Jenny Hodgson]

so, i packed up my knapsack, and decided not to be daunted by kitten heels,
or in jokes and dare to post once again to this marvellous facility.
actually what prompted me was thoughts of dear honey taking double maths at
a primary school in deepest yorkshire....
there was a veritable mountain of shiny apples on his desk every single
morning, and he'd demonstrate the merits of long division using only his
hold-ups and glasses on a plastic gold chain as props...ah the memories...
hm, however this was all stopped when in came mrs clarke to take us for
algebra, after honey began inviting tim from the 6th form round to tea  and
cakes of an evening...i think it was the rich father and football kit that
did it...and mrs clarke always wore trousers..
so, box set eh?well, i for one will be plonking my coppers on the counter
and waiting whilst the proprietor of my local indiepop record retail outlet
counts them and curses under his breath.because lets face it, who wouldn't
give money to the cause helping the belles keep in bus fare and scratchy
fountain pens...and hairslidesandflaresand that newFisherPrice toy xylophone
i saw last saturday whilst perusing the aisles of Toys R Us, ...good echo
and nice blue plastic 'stick things that you bash the metal bits with' (i
always called, and indeed call them 'bashing thingys' i suppose there must
be a scientific term..) if any of you are interested....
but, on a relevant note (blimey!) stuart is not going to force you to buy
them (however much you'd like him to ;))so i'm not sure they've quite sold
their soul to the devil and the deep blue sea as yet.... although i'd watch
out for them in matching lycra costumes (stop gawping and drooling at the
back there) and endorsing tweeflakes breakfast cereal.which would no doubt
rot your teeth terribly and make children not eat their dinner....but what a
lovely way to gain the facility of dentures...talking of dentures, i seem to
fondly remember honey one cold afternoon demonstrating Hamlet via his
slightly off-colour dentistry. but thats an entire other story...(i have
enough material here with honey's teaching career to go on all night)
*****false teeth aren't included in the bodyparts page..right?oh dearie
me...
love jen (the other one)




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