Sinister: Orville the D**k

[Mark Casarotto]

Anyone else notice the high quality of posts in the last digest? Lucy
Alder's welcome return (and yes, I am sucking up), IdleB, Honey 2 the Bee,
CarsmileSteve and Jarkko demonstrating yet again that foreigners can swear
in English with much more dignity than we can. You're not a dick, Jake,
though sadly the same can't be said about Charles Bukowski.

Right. What's the cheapest way to register a domain name? A desperately sad
private joke between me and my mate Cecchi has seen us obsess with one
passage out of Harold Pinter's "Old Times", and the absolute need to
register www.beardswithfaces.com <http://www.beardswithfaces.com>  has
surfaced and must be assuaged. 

How come everyone's in a good mood all of a sudden? Even at work everyone's
being chipper and there are healthy glows a-plenty. Something's not right
here. Andy Dean made me giggle (after I'd got over his descent into
americanisms - "30 bucks" indeed) - I too noticed the Poetry Caff being
gently ribbed on the box, and I'm quite looking forward to Chris Leonard's
powerful blues yowl getting on the telly - give this man a(nother) record
deal now!

Although I can't talk about the joys of girls' schools as much as I would
like, I did once get smuggled into the common room of Putney High by my
friend Ella. I was wearing my Fat as Fuck Silverfish T-shirt and had
stubble, but somehow I managed to persuade the teacher I was a female French
exchange (my flowing locks at the time probably let me get away with it),
and got a fascinating insight into, erm, private girls' education. It seemed
fun at the time.

Does anyone else think that Freddie Ljungberg is the cutest footballer in
many a season? I'm not gay, mind.

"I wish I could fly, right up in the sky, but I can't" - Lenny K***vitz

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