Sinister: Apple Butterless

[Brian Pennington]

Hello,
	I would like to start out by saying that apple butter is one 
of the most delicious substances on earth. I think it should count as 
a fruit! There are real apples in there, if you get the good stuff. 
The good stuff, as I've found, is in jars hawked by various 
organizations every year at the West Virginia state arts & crafts 
fair, which I unfortunately managed to forget about this year, and am 
therefore apple butterless, which is a terrible thing.
	Speaking of West Virginia, I went to a luau here (aka party 
with lots of booze and a vague Hawaiian theme) and so many people 
commented on my TWATTYBUS shirt! I had no idea they had managed to 
infiltrate the hollers and valleys and cricks of West Virginia so 
fully. Well, some of the luau-goers were from off in Virginia 
somewhere, so I guess they don't count, but one or two of those 
people I think were genuine West Virginians. To make things stranger 
our local entertainment newspaper reviewed the new album. I won't 
give the review to you all though because I'm sick of the things.
	After having been in a play version of The Wall (I did it 
because I liked the director/cast) and been the ass/judge at the end, 
I'd like to say that I can't stand most Pink Floyd. There are a few 
songs I enjoy though, but mostly only when sung by a chorus of 
teenagers in various harmonics. Getting to scream things at an 
audience is rather fun as well.
	Oh, and interestingly enough, my friend informed me that 
another name for an Arab Strap is a 'Scrunchy.' Not to be confused 
with the kind you use to keep your hair in a ponytail. Don't ask me 
how she knew that. Speaking of sexual perversion, I would like to 
take a moment to explain that when I said my life was children and 
zippers rather than strings and crescendos, I didn't necessarily mean 
children and zippers had to go hand in hand. I am not a member of 
NAMBLA!
	So, I'm going to take my leave, but before I go I'd like to 
leave you all with some words of wisdom. Those being: Always wear 
your B&S shirts. You never know who you might meet...but hopefully 
they will all be over the age of 18.




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Brian Pennington, aka Mick McMick | cellophanesky at mac.com | ICQ# 39021436
Sandcastle Records: <http://www.indiepages.com/sandcastle/>
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"Better a tear of truth than smiling lies." - Duncan Browne
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