Sinister: I have never heard anything by Pink Floyd

[Geoff]

I had this dream the other night...I was sitting in a pub talking to Pat
Cash, Serena and Venus and we were all discussing which one of the Williams
sisters was the more athletic.  I said something I shouldn't have, so I made
my way out of the pub and into the garden, which was actually my old garden
back home.  Belle and Sebastian were playing the end of 'Get me away from
hear' followed by a song that I hadn't heard before.  I was really excited
as I had never seen them live so I ran upstairs to watch them from my
bedroom window, for a better view.  The band then prepared to play Legal
Man, but just as they began to strum, the heavens opened and they had to run
off inside and cancel the rest of the show.  The band were really upset,
especially Isobel who was crying her eyes out.  I followed them back into
the pub where Stuart ordered two coffees and half a lemonade.  Stevie had
one of the drinks, and he also had really bad acne.  The band were then
interviewed by a young kid reporting for Blue Peter, and I spent the rest of
the dream nonchalantly walking past the TV camera, trying to get on
Children's BBC...then I woke up.


All this talk of libraries reminds me of a story my friend told me
once...There was these boys at his school who managed to 'borrow' another
boys blazer without him realising.  They then sewed one of those magnetic
strips out of a library book into his blazer where he would never  find it.
For the rest of this poor kid's school years, every time he walked out of
the library the alarm went off and he had to be searched for nicked books.
No one ever realised why...If you happen to be the unfortunate soul, you now
know.

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