Sinister: Self Publicity, Cottaging, Torquay United and little else besides.

[vibrosheep at xxx.net]

Heck, there's an awful lot of you out there.

I haven't been here very often lately and what with the staff turnover in these parts I don't really know many of you except that lovely boy, Peter "If I had a 250 pesetas for every public shitter I've knobbed someone in..." Miller and that awful young toe-rag of a seaside scumbag Mark Cassaroto or whatever his name is.

Oh and that splendid chap David Moore from Chelmsford which is in Essex you know.

So I'm reintroducing myself to the list, so lock up yer fucking daughters and sheep and plug yer ears with cotton wool.  

Deep breaths...glass of water...I've never spoken to this many people before...

HELLO I'M ADRIAN. I SMELL OF OLD APPLES AND PREGNANCY IS BORING !

What the fuck am I supposed to do ?  I've come back here to pass the hours and the occasional sharp crack of wind.  There's sod all on Sky Sports you know.

I'm sure there is some sort of wonderfully intellectual thread (heh!) doing the rounds, but I want no part of it at this moment in time.

I BET YOU ALL HAVE A NASAL HAIR PROBLEM.

Still, be warned. I'm paying attention now, and anything I think merits an on-topic reply will be dealt with in a swift manner as I've got jack-all else to do.

COFFEE-MATE ROCKS MY WORLD.

Adrian.

















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