Sinister: Take my hand and off we stride...la la la la la la la la...

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo,

Ok, bad subject line I know.

Only two days 'till I go on holiday! Yay!

My copy of Nalda Said arrived in the town bookshop today, but, through 
extrordinary willpower, I'm not opening it 'till I get on the plane. Well, 
maybe just a peek...

My ex boyfriend (yes I have one) phoned me up this morning, all angry. 
Apparently he met some girl over the internet called Jenny, who's 14, and he 
thinks it's me trying to take the wind up him. Well, I mean, it is me, and 
it's really funny, because he's a moke, but that didn't stop me being 
indignant at him. He phoned up yelling "does the name Jenny mean anything to 
you?" and I said "yes, it sort of does, because it's my name". Then he 
started doing the whole detective thing at me reeling off all the reasons why 
it might be me, but most of the reasons were all wrong and flawed, but I 
couldn't say, because if I did he'd guess it was me. God, I'm evil...

Today, I'm going into town, not least because my dad's given me a fiver to 
get rid of me. He says it's for food, but I always forget to eat, so really 
it's for books.

I'm going to wear my purple hat, and screw the hard kids. Well, not actually, 
because that would just be yucky, but you know what I mean. It's the one with 
a bow on it.

No B&S 'till 2001. But that's ages away! I'll be 15 by then (ooh, imagine me 
at 15 - that's ancient!). You know what would be really shady? If they only 
played over 18's places. They don't gel with me, I'd have to hid under a nice 
legal sinisterine's cardigan, so the door-people wouldn't see me. And try not 
to mention my age in front of the staff, like I did at the glasgow pub-nic. 

All my friends are on holiday, and most of them come back when I go away. How 
moke-ish is that? That's why I'm now living in the library. Yeah, the books 
are my friends, they like me...

Oh, libraries. I forgot, I haven't been to the sini-ville site for ages, and 
I'm the librarian there. 

Noddy juice is grate. Especially orange flavour. Juice tastes much better if 
there's a picture of Noddy and Big Ears on the carton. Noddy alcohol would be 
grater than grate.

I'm off now,

Hugs,
Jen


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