Sinister: My name's Stuart Ransom Miller, I'm a serial lady killer.

[Julie]

I have just read Laura Llew's post.
Oh Laura, why didn't you come see me??  So many extra beds and no
roommates...although if in a pinch for a dead girl we could use one of the
Lawn Gilandites down the hall.  Come back to New York!!  All the cool kids
are doing it, like Marie-ree and Christiaan "Plastic Cow" Lampinen.
Being bad at thinking of times and places, I've decided to organize the New
York Sinister picnic around Damon.  So here are the details:
Date:  Damon
Time:  Damon
Location:  Damon
There will be ants on a log and fluff sandwiches, maybe some watercress too.
I've laundered all the red and white checked blankets I own and purchased
Pin The Tail On The Donkey at a party store.  It's going to be really great.
Can't wait to see you all.
(Note:  There will be a real picnic, and it will still revolve around Damon
but there will be a name for the location and an actual day for the date.
And ants on a log, still.)
I am getting sick of FAKERS in Belle & Sebastian t shirts.  The other day
walking to school, I saw a boy in a Study at Stow t shirt, and I took my
headphones off and said "Hey, I like your shirt".  He looked at me like I
was crazy.  Then yesterday, at Other Music, an employee was wearing a Study
at Stow shirt, and Phil "I was the latest list member for a minute" Oh was
talking to him.  I said "Hey, I like your shirt".  He said "I am so
embarrassed to be wearing this.  They are horrible and boring."  I started
crying.  Then he talked Phil out of buying the Stars ep and I cried harder
til I thought my heart would break.  Maybe I just need a new approach?  If
"Hey, I like your shirt" isn't working, should I use "Hey, give me your
shirt or you'll never see your lovely dog again"?  After all, I don't have a
Study at Stow shirt myself.
Will Porter, will you draw me a sheep?  And will you come and live on my
little planet with me?  I have two volcanoes and a rose.
Marie and I have matching pants.  We are hardcore.
Love you all.

xoxo
Julie

"It's only pop music, why are you asking me all these questions?!"  -Robbie
Williams

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